'General Hospital'
Name that Tune
Medical Jargon
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Can you take a joke?
100

This 1991 film stars William Hurt as a doctor who learns empathy and compassion after being diagnosed with cancer.

What is The Doctor?

100

This 2015 song by Justin Bieber features the line "I'm feeling like a doctor" while dealing with the pain of a broken heart.

What is "Sorry"?

100

This is what they call you when they don’t know who you are but are still giving you the VIP treatment.

What is John or Jane Doe?

100

Kaiser Permanente’s Medicare Advantage plans include benefits like dental and vision, along with this unique fitness program for seniors.

What is SilverSneakers?

100

The best part about video visits with Kaiser Permanente doctors is that they’ll never judge you for having this in the background.

What is a messy living room?

200

In this 1975 film, Jack Nicholson's character fakes insanity to avoid prison and ends up in a mental institution where he challenges authority.

What is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

200

This song by The Rolling Stones features a plea to a medical professional, with the lyrics "Doctor, doctor, give me the news."

What is "Doctor, Doctor"?

200

This is what doctors say when they’re about to tell you they need to stab you with a needle but want you to stay calm.

What is 'you might feel a little pinch'?

200

Kaiser Permanente has implemented the use of AI to support care teams with securely capturing clinical notes during visits with patients and helps them remain focused on talking with patients rather than on documentation or administrative tasks.

What is Abridge?

200

You know you’ve reached adulthood when you get excited about this happening during open enrollment.

What is finding a plan with a lower deductible?

300

In this 1993 thriller, Harrison Ford’s character, a doctor, is wrongfully accused of his wife’s murder and spends time evading capture while being pursued by a U.S. Marshal.

What is The Fugitive?

300

This song by Coldplay, from their 2002 album A Rush of Blood to the Head, includes the line “I’m just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle.”

What is "The Scientist"?

300

This polite way of telling you to stop eating means the surgeons don’t want any surprises during your operation.

What is 'Nothing by Mouth' or NPO?

300

Kaiser Permanente’s carbon footprint is as light as their member copays. In 2020, they hit this big environmental milestone that even Captain Planet would applaud.

What is carbon neutrality?

300

Kaiser Permanente’s app is so convenient that it’s like having this at your fingertips – minus the long wait time.

What is a doctor’s office?

400

This long-running medical drama, set in Seattle, follows a group of doctors and surgeons at a fictional hospital, blending personal and professional stories.

What is Grey's Anatomy?

400

This 1969 hit by the Beatles features the iconic lyric, "Help, I need somebody, help, not just anybody, help, you know I need someone, help."

What is "Help!"?

400

This common phrase is doctor-speak for 'We're not sure what’s wrong, so we’ll do more tests just to be safe.

What is 'we're ruling things out'?

400

In the 1980’s, Kaiser Permanente restructured its governance by separate these two entities to ensure operational efficiency and medical independence.

What are the Kaiser Foundation Health Plan/Hospitals and the Permanente Medical Groups?

400

If health insurance were a dating app, Kaiser Permanente would be the match for people who value this long-term commitment.

What is lifetime healthcare?

500

In this 2011 medical drama, a disgraced former doctor works with a team to diagnose and treat difficult cases, often with unorthodox methods.

What is House?

500

This 2020 song by The Weeknd features lyrics about emotional pain, with references to needing help from a "doctor."

What is "Blinding Lights"?

500

This code signals a situation so messy, even the janitorial team takes a deep breath before responding.

What is Code Brown?

500

This landmark 1970’s development allowed Kaiser Permanente to expand beyond California into other U.S. regions.

What is the HMO Act of 1973?

500

A KP doctor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The doctor replies with this, Kaiser Permanente’s number-one recommendation.

What is preventive care?

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