Fill in the Blank
"What is _____?" - Alyssa
Pasenda
"Guys.... Guys.... are you there?"
Kayla
"I think I just peed a little!" - Mom
Florida, 2023
Person One: "IS THAT SIX FLAGS?!"
Person Two: "No that's a flea market..."
Person One: Alyssa
Person Two: Dad
"Dad, we're all gunna die, what about the astERoid? Son, I don't know what to do, but there's a secret we've been keeping from you. Follow me. Son, you're actually our secret ___ ____, you can stop the asteroid. You just have to _____ ___ _______." - Alyssa
FBI agent, belive in yourself
"Jane! Don't put my finger in your nostril!"
Kayla
"For a second I thought my pants were Bluey pants. But then I remembered I don't have Bluey pants!" - Alyssa
New York, 2024
Person One: "Don't touch me, you swine!"
Person Two: "I'm not the swine here. I'm not the one who had three pigs and named them Jimmy, Dean, and Sausage. YOU'RE THE SWINE!"
Person One: Alyssa
Person Two: Kayla
"Honey, ____, and cherrios!" - Alyssa
Butts
"Frozon- oh he's got cake!"
Alyssa
"This isn't cramps this is the EXPLOSIVES on the way!" - Alyssa
New York, 2024
Person One: "You know what I haven't ridden in a while?"
Person Two: "What?"
Person One: "A horse tornado"
Person Two: "YOU MEAN A CAROUSEL?!"
Person One: Alyssa
Person Two: Kayla
"When you ____ your hair, makes me feel like a _____" - Alyssa
Comb, wizard
"I'm going to have to dismantle this swan, we need hand towels!"
Rose
"Dad, the only thats going in your coffin is your PC." - Alyssa
Four Corners, 2022
Person One: "She's gunna take my kneecaps out!"
Person Two: "Well, I need new ones."
Person One: Mom
Person: Kayla
"You're like a dinosaur with no ______." - Kayla
Nostrils
"Dude, you just ate dashboard."
Mom
"Nothing says crime like extortion." - Alyssa
Northern California, 2022
Person One: "Your phone fell down your pants?"
Person Two: "That sounds like a personal problem."
Person One: Alyssa
Person Two: Rose