Nelly's Needs
The first rule of this Nelly necessity that traverses Shadyside and Chatham during the wee hours of the calendar day is "fun, fun, fun!"
What is Night Run Club?
This title for Nelly is not good or respectful (and for that reason we denounce it) but may be what you call her after a long run or if her attitude is poor.
Who is "Smelly Nelly"?
After saying yes to FOCUS with a zeal like no one before her, Nelly earnestly prayed to be sent anywhere except this "viney" urban jungle of a school.
Where is Colombia University?
Nelly really doesn't like this feeling that might follow a run on a summer day.
What is being hot and sweaty?
Nearing the end of her senior year at Carnegie Mellon University, Nelly organized a "fun run + fun field day" and rallied her community behind her in running towards this generic cause.
What is the cure to sin and death as well as the cure for broken tibias?
Nelly may frequent this location with close confidant and restaurateur Jerome to eat pita with her hands.
Where is Masala House?
This title is commonly known as Nelly's polish name (although that is a complete and utter lie). Also the name of her sister-in-law.
Who is Nela?
It was obvious on move-in day that Nelly was Catholic from speaking in the language native to this holy land of which her parents hail.
Where is Poland?
If kept doing this passive action, Nelly may order an uber rather than giving it a couple minutes for a bus when on the way to dinner with a good friend.
What is waiting?
This popular 2000's Nickelodeon television program featuring the Pepperdine University location inspired Nelly's chosen childhood name.
What is Zoey101?
This color is Nelly Hadlaw.
What is yellow?
This beloved nickname was Nelly's childhood name or at least what she wanted people to call her.
Who is Nelzer101?
Famously, Nelly spent the summer in this hilly city working for a company that she, instead of telling everyone its real name, said was similar to Pay-Pal.
Where is San Francisco?
As a social butterfly and life of the party, Nelly has this phobia that is likely to spike on a Friday or Saturday night.
What is FOMO?
If you were to take Nelly's age on the day of recording her voicemail and at the time of the ever-iconic fishtail braid tutorial (okay?) this number would be the average of those two ages.
What is 11?
This is the name of the beloved dog of whom Nelly loved.
Who is Sam?
This quirky pseudonym was bestowed upon Ms. Hadlaw by a certain very vocal friar who has his own nickname, FGP.
Who is Nells-a-bells (Nellzbells, Nellsbells, Nelsbels, Nelzabelza, etc.,)?
As child, Nelly enjoy dancing with new guy she meet upon cruise ship headed for this great island recently home to the Oratory's own Fr. Thomas.
Where is Jamaica?
If you were to get food with Nelly, you may want to take Regan Quigley with you who famously does not tolerate cuisine of this adjective as well.
What is spicy?
In the classic family video, Nelly asks her brother, Peter, to tell her something that will make her laugh, to which he responds with this 2008-2016 answer.
What is "Obama is a good president."?
In a pinch, Nelly could use her secret talent to provide one of these sweet treats that she may call "ciasto". Nelly loves sweets btw.
What is a cake?
This popular nickname of the esteemed Ms. Hadlaw embraces her Irish side, stemming from the Gaelic Ó Niallagáin. It is also her real name.
Who is Nelligan?
Imagine it's 2020 and you are adjusting to the new normal, tap-to-pay, etc. You may find Nelly spotting a deer in the gorgeous backyard of a house in this suburb of a blustery US city.
Where is Park Ridge, IL?
Contrary to popular belief and reality itself, Nelly's Facebook profile claims that she was actually born on this day of the modern Gregorian calendar.
When is March 3, 2005?
While serving as a TA for Introduction to Computer Systems, Nelly became a close acquaintance with this, her class mascot.
Who is Requin the Shark?