"That's not how you play the game"
First person to say "I want the points" gets the points
Congratulations
"It just works"
Todd Howard
A jelly donut.
Onigiri/riceball
This game has a quest to kill yourself, expressly stated to be as such. And you do get paid for doing it.
Borderlands 2
This blind band instructor that was fired from a precinct, head of a dubious science body, and former mayor of Zootopia want's pictures of Spiderman.
J.K. Simmons
The question to this answer is the correct thing to say.
What
The technical distinction defined by code functioning as intended, but an oversight in design on the programmer/developer.
Exploit
It's over [this number]!
8000
The game that "killed the franchise". Chastised for the main character kissing a human and being a shining example of one of the worst games of all time.
Sonic '06
Charles Martinet
The phrase spoken by the evil witch using the magic mirror that leads to being told of Cinderella.
"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
(If you said Mirror Mirror, you are a Shrek fan)
This is the speedrunning community's informal term for the single most-wanted, most-theorized skip in a given game the one everyone assumes must be possible but nobody's pulled off yet. (barrier skip: Wind Waker, parallel-universe: Super Mario 64)
The Holy Grail
This movie held the record for lowest score on Rotten Tomatoes for a long time, being one of the least faithful adaptations of any media. Being even so bad as to bring the original creator out of retirement from hatred alone.
Dragonball: Evolution
This movie avoided becoming the harshest and most hard to show rating, deliberately protesting the system by being 1 profanity short of meeting the qualification and only being rated an R.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
This individual voiced several famous characters and is known for a very broad casting, such as; Vegeta (twice), Ryuk of Death Note, Dr. Eggman, Tony Stark, and Groot.
Brian Drummond
The phrase Vader says to Luke is commonly misquoted as "Luke, I am your father." This is the actual phrase said on set by Vader during the original filming.
"Obi Wan killed your father."
The acronym FOOS that describes the method by which players gravitate to the easiest strategy they find that works when first working with a new system.
First Order Optimal Strategy
This dub is frequently touted as the first official "abridged series" as it was a dub made due to failing interest and the voice actors were having fun.
Ghost Stories
This officially licensed character owned by Nintendo eats people for pleasure and is presumed to have a foot fetish based on comments about the taste of feet and is the Boss of their area
Hooktail the Dragon
This game development studio has been around for a while, but has gained recent popularity for remakes of beloved 90's childrens' game remakes. Gaining some minor infamy for leaving a nude model of one of the characters in the files.
Toys for Bob
When Narwhals bacon
Midnight
The term for which a button is pressed but not released, used for challenges by which a player must press the least number of buttons.
A half-press
This single word is almost identical between the original Japanese and English dub, but causes a great deal of schism within the fandom over being pronounced with a gap or not.
Ban-kai
This game is completely and solely given credit for the creation of the ESRB rating systems for video games.
Mortal Kombat
This celebrity has been known by many names, such as Lemon Demon, and is behind multiple internet phenomena; such as Potter Puppet Pals, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Brody Quest, and Shrek/Smash Mouth themed ARGs disguised as mashup albums.
Neil Cicierega