Poor Explained Video Games
Poetry in Motion Picture
No, Not the One From Supernatural
Poke Presidents
Gay Vampire Theory 101
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Plumber that beats up mushrooms and turtles.

Super Mario Bros.

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A street rat, a monkey, and a man in a bottle / Jump into the royals' life full-throttle / A carpet in air / a tiger giving a scare /

Aladdin

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This semi-historical figure has been fictionalized in both Supernatural— where he’s played by Mark Sheppard— and in Good Omens.

Crowley

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Abomasnow

Obama

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The vampire infection spread througbout the Port Mafia due to this character's status as Patient Zero

Akutagawa

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A bunch of mercenaries hired by two old dudes to shoot at each other in random locations while dressed in either red or blue.

Team Fortress 2

200

Haunted by the memory of a child taken away / A desperate man takes the only job willing to pay / But when night falls and the attractions get quirky / The boundaries of sanity become more bloody and murky / And week's end brings a man intent on the slay

Five Nights at Freddy's

200

Curtis Armstrong plays this voice of God, who’s also portrayed by Alan Rickman in Dogma.

Metatron

200
Teddiursa

Theodore Roosevelt

200

The vampires in the universe of Case Study of Vanitas are divided into these 2 factions based on what they were born under

Red and Blue Moon

300

Border-crosser is able to launch dragons 1000 miles away with the power of yelling

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

300

Moving to a new house can be quite scary / Until a girl follows the path of some intrepid dust fairie / An iconic spirit, nature reveals / A wandering feline traveling on wheels / And a mother's recovery makes a family less wary

My Neighbor Totoro

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This character, the narrator of Markus Zusak’s The Book Thief, is also played by Julian Richings on Supernatural.

Death

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Cherubi

Washington

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The titular character of this 1872 gothic novella is known for having codified the first modern lesbian vampire

Carmilla

400

Undead that struggles their way through an unforgiving medieval world in order to burn themselves.

Dark Souls

400

Everything is pretty normal, until the fog rolls in / And superpowers mean the fighting must begin / A catboy with (a lack of) daddy issues / He's full of trauma that requires too many tissues / Will belief and corruption secure the win?

Dead Apple

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This character hasn't just been played by Rob Benedict on Supernatural, but also by Morgan Freeman, Elton John, and Whoopi Goldberg.

God

400

Galarian Weezing

Abraham Lincoln

400

This pair of sisters from the Touhou series manipulate the powers of fate and destruction respectfully, only choosing to use these so that they can go outside without an umbrella

Remilia and Flandre Scarlet

500

A boy band has their bachelor party road trip ruined thanks to Zombie Jesus.

Final Fantasy XV

500

A child bullied for unusual footwear / Grows to become an inventor beyond compare / A device sent to the clouds / A downpour of food abounds / And this device sparks cataclysmic chaos in the air

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

500

Mark Pellegrino plays this character on Supernatural, who’s also portrayed by Peter Stomare in yet another movie where Keanu Reeves plays a character named John.

Lucifer

500

Exeggcute

JFK

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Vampires in the Seraph of the End universe are shown to experience dulled emotions, with series deuteragonist Mika finding that, due to his having recently once been human, this emotion is able to be the only persisting exception he has to this overarching rule

His love for series protagonist Yuu

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