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The AI-Generated Controversy
Your AI wrote a Black Mirror episode… and it’s terrifyingly good. Do you:
- A) Fire all writers
- B) Claim a human wrote it
- C) Lean in: "The first fully AI season!"
The AI-Generated Controversy
Your AI wrote a Black Mirror episode… and it’s terrifyingly good. Do you:
- A) Fire all writers → WGA pickets your HQ. Succession writers roast you.
- B) Claim a human wrote it → The AI rats you out on ChatGPT. Scandal!
- C) Lean in: "The first fully AI season!" → Critics boycott. 40M curious clicks.
The $200M Flop
Your big-budget Pirates of the Caribbean reboot bombed. Do you:
- A) Bury it in "Trending Now"
- B) Sell it to Amazon as a "satire"
- C) Blame the lead actor’s haircut
The $200M Flop
Your big-budget Pirates of the Caribbean reboot bombed. Do you:
- A) Bury it in "Trending Now" → Algorithm manipulation fails. Stock drops 5%
- B) Sell it to Amazon as a "satire" → Bezos laughs, but you recoup $50M
- C) Blame the lead actor’s haircut → Their fanbase boycotts. Now you need a new Witcher star.
his is the year Netflix was founded.
(What is 1997?)
Netflix has a strict dress code.
False – casual attire is standard
The Unlimited Vacation Revolt
Employees take 100 days off. Do you:
- A) Quietly add "performance clauses"
- B) Mandate a Squid Game -style "pto battle"
- C) Gaslight: "You’re all just burnt out!"
The Unlimited Vacation Revolt
Employees take 100 days off. Do you:
- A) Quietly add "performance clauses" → Morale drops. Glassdoor explodes.
- B) Mandate a Squid Game -style "pto battle" → Legal calls. Viral backlash.
- C) Gaslight: "You’re all just burnt out!" → Therapy requests spike 300%.
The Password Crackdown
Wall Street demands you stop password sharing… but 60M users do it. Do you:
- A) Charge $3/month per freeloader
- B) Send "shame emails" to offenders
- C) Do nothing & pray for ads to save you
The Password Crackdown
Wall Street demands you stop password sharing… but 60M users do it. Do you:
- A) Charge $3/month per freeloader → 20M cancel. But profits rise (evil laugh).
- B) Send "shame emails" to offenders → NetflixHatesFamilies trends. PR nightmare.
- C) Do nothing & pray for ads to save you → Your CFO quits. The board side-eyes you.
Netflix originally started by renting out these physical items.
(What are DVDs?)
Netflix offers unlimited sick days.
The Canceled Show Riot
Fans demand you SaveShadowAndBone. Do you:
- A) Sell it as an NFT "fan edition"
- B) Blame "global warming" for budget cuts
- C) "Accidentally" leak Season 3 scripts
The Canceled Show Riot
Fans demand you SaveShadowAndBone. Do you:
- A) Sell it as an NFT "fan edition" → Outrage. But you make $2M in 24 hours.
- B) Blame "global warming" for budget cuts → Greta Thunberg drags you. Oops.
- C) "Accidentally" leak Season 3 scripts → Piracy soars… but so does hype.
The Price Hike Backlash
You raised prices to $25/month. Subscribers revolt. Do you:
- A) Roll it back with a cringe apology
- B) Offer "Netflix Lite" (480p only)
- C) Gaslight users: "You’re saving money!"
The Price Hike Backlash
You raised prices to $25/month. Subscribers revolt. Do you:
- A) Roll it back with a cringe apology → "We’re just like you—broke!" Stock dips.
- B) Offer "Netflix Lite" (480p only) → Called "the Blockbuster of streaming."
- C) Gaslight users: "You’re saving money!" → TikTok tears you apart. But engagement is up!
The name of Netflix’s first original series, released in 2013.
(What is House of Cards?)
Employees must get manager approval before taking vacation.
False – no formal policy
The AI Script Disaster
Your Bridgerton AI script is just regency 50 Shades . Do you:
- A) Reshoot with human writers
- B) Market it as "Bridgerton: Uncensored"
- C) Blame "a hacker"
The AI Script Disaster
Your Bridgerton AI script is just regency 50 Shades . Do you:
- A) Reshoot with human writers → $75M over budget. Shonda Rhimes sighs.
- B) Market it as "Bridgerton: Uncensored" → Fans love it. Emmys look away.
- C) Blame "a hacker" → Anonymous leaks your emails. Whoops.
The Twitter War
Elon Musk tweets "Netflix mid." Do you:
- A) Clap back: "Better than X’s ad revenue!"
- B) Pay for a Barbie -style meme campaign
- C) Ignore it & tweet Bird Box 2 teasers
The Twitter War
Elon Musk tweets "Netflix mid." Do you:
- A) Clap back: "Better than X’s ad revenue!" → Viral win… but X bans Netflix ads.
- B) Pay for a Barbie -style meme campaign → Gen Z loves it. 10M new sign-ups.
- C) Ignore it & tweet Bird Box 2 teasers → Everyone forgets… but at what cost?
Netflix’s infamous short-lived idea to split its DVD and streaming services into two companies
(What is Qwikster?)
Netflix has a "no-meeting" day each week.
False – no such rule
The Franchise Killer
Your Harry Potter reboot tests poorly. Do you:
- A) Reshoot with dark, gritty Dementors
- B) Shelve it for tax reasons
- C) Release it as Hogwarts: The Musical"
The Franchise Killer
Your Harry Potter reboot tests poorly. Do you:
- A) Reshoot with dark, gritty Dementors → JK Rowling disowns it. Twitter explodes.
- B) Shelve it for tax reasons → Investors call it "the Batgirl of streaming."
- C) Release it as Hogwarts: The Musical" → Fans riot. But Glee stans stan.
The Canceled Show Riot
Fans demand you SaveShadowAndBone. Do you:
- A) Sell it as an NFT "fan edition"
- B) Blame "global warming" for budget cuts
- C) "Accidentally" leak Season 3 scripts
The Canceled Show Riot
Fans demand you SaveShadowAndBone. Do you:
- A) Sell it as an NFT "fan edition" → Outrage. But you make $2M in 24 hours.
- B) Blame "global warming" for budget cuts → Greta Thunberg drags you. Oops.
- C) "Accidentally" leak Season 3 scripts → Piracy soars… but so does hype.
The co-founder who served as Netflix’s first CEO.
(Who is Reed Hastings?)
Netflix encourages employees to interview externally to test their market value.
True