B Day Jokes
Holiday Jokes
Guess the Movie
100
Why do cats love birthdays?
100
- What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow! HeeHee
100
If the thought of seeing Tim Allen in a Santa suit makes you dream of sugarplums, this is the film for you. The Home Improvement star accidentally knocks Santa off the roof and has to take his place. It has some heartwarming moments and inspired sequels 2 and 3.
The Santa Clause!
200
What kind of music is scary for balloons?
200
- Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley! HAHA
200
Writer John Hughes added heart to Thanksgiving with Planes, Trains and Automobiles. In this classic, he takes a less sentimental approach to the holidays with the tale of 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (the adorable Macaulay Culkin), who's left alone by his family only to face down — and outwit — a pair of bungling burglars. Let's be honest, you can enjoy this one any time of the year.
Home Alone!
300
How does a clam celebrate its birthday?
300
- What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets! LOL
300
The best Christmas flick of the century. Granted, the century hasn't been that long but still, it's noteworthy. Will Ferrell is priceless as the oversized elf who ventures far away from the North Pole to search for his father. I have a niece who was so obsessed with this movie that, one December, she made me watch it three times in a row. I didn't mind a bit.
ELF!