Candy Bars
Breast feeding (but not in another galaxy)
What is: Milky Way
Who is: Bingo
Roll it, pat it and mark it with a "B"
What is: Pat-a-cake
"I Love You"
Who is: Barney
Once you have a daughter, any real authority you once had is this:
What is: Gone
Twin Babies!
What are: M&M's
Had a wife, but he couldn't keep her
Who is: Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Peter Piper picked these
What are: Pickled Peppers
Quite the architect
Who is: Bob the Builder
You could normally keep one of these for finances, then, baby...
What is: A Budget
Triplets!
What is: 3 Musketeers
He jumped over a candlestick
Who is: Jack Be Nimble
One penny, two penny...
What are: Hot Cross Buns
Hola!
Who is: Dora the Explorer
This is when you have reached a satisfactory threshold for toys, sweets and other amenities
What is: Never
When the baby is napping, maybe you should do this...
What is: Take 5
These three men were in the tub
Who are: The Butcher, The Baker and a Candlestick Maker
Mary at the kitchen door 5,6,7,8 eating...
What are: Cherries
Firefighter, police officer, pilot
What is: Paw Patrol
Once inconsequential to Dad's disposition, these can now have him go from Buddhist monk to barbarian in .0001 seconds
What are: Boys
An epidural can be this
What is: Lifesavers
He went to bed with one shoe off
Who is: My Son John
The neighboring little piggy had none...
What is: Roast Beef
Count Von Count resides here
What is: Sesame Street
You can look forward to at least a 100% increase in these headache causing agents eventually
What are: Hormones