Who's that girl?
The way Jess found out about the loft
Craigslist
The famous politician that Schmidt pretends to be related to in order to woo a Republican he finds attractive
Mitt Romney
I sit B or I don't sit at all
Coach
A famous chef who makes a guest appearance on the show
Chef Gordan Ramsay.
The birthday girl's birth year
1996
The full name of the main character, played by Zooey Deschanel?
Jessica Day
The reason Schmidt has to put money in the douch3bag jar after meeting Cece for the first time.
removes his shirt
Turning lemonade into lemons since 1981
Nick
The 2005-2017 TV crime drama, where Zoey Deschanel (Jess) is a guest star alongside her sister, Emily Deschanel (Temperance)
Bones
The birthday girl's birth name
Catherine Renee Legendre
Jess's Favorite Singer
Taylor Swift
Schmidt's first name
Winston
Pianist
Jess
The 2015 creepy TV drama which Max Greenfield (Schmidt) has a small role
"American Horror Story: Hotel"
The birthday girl's Alma Mater(s)
Seven Lakes, University of Houston, and Ball State University
The movie that Jess watches over and over when she's depressed about her breakup
"Dirty Dancing"
The most money we see Schmidt put in the Douch3bag Jar
$50
There are plenty of things to be down about. The deficit, air pollution in China, The Hobbit wasn’t very good
Schmidt
What show did Damon Wayans Jr. (Coach) star in that caused him to leave after the pilot and return in the third season?
"Happy Endings"
Birthday Girl's children's names
Milo, Macey, and Mario
The state where Jess grew up
Oregon
The dating app Schmidt tried to help Jess use
Dice
The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.
Cece
The actors who play Jess' divorced parents
Jamie Lee Curtis and Rob Reiner
The location where the birthday girl watched New Girl for the first time
Sofi's HBU Apartment