Christmas
What is mistletoe not an excuse for?
sexual assult
What song do they go down the aisle to at Jim and Pam's wedding?
Forever - Chris Brown
Who does Angela yell to save during Dwight's fire drill?
Bandit
What does Michael buy to impress Katy (Amy Adams)?
an espresso machine
What does Michael drink instead of coffee?
Cream and Sugar
What does Stanley get for secret Santa the year that Phyllis is Santa?
a candle
What song does Michael start singing instead of staying alive while learning CPR?
How does Pam distract Creed from doing anything stupid as a regional manager (in the cold open)?
Instruct him to find the difference between 2 pictures that are the same
What does Deangelo Vickers (Will Ferrell) yell has he "dunks" from the foul line?
"the doctor is in"
What does Creed sprout in his desk?
Mung beans
What does Michael say when Daryl says he doesn't look like santa in "Classy Christmas"?
"it's a sophisticated take"
What group is Scranotoniciy a cover band for?
The Police
How many minutes straight does Jim tell the camera they have been quiet for?
14 minutes
Where did Charles (Idris Elba) work before Dunder Mifflin?
Saticoy Steel
What color jello does Jim put Dwight's stapler in?
Yellow
What does Michael refer to Benihana as?
Asian Hooters
What song does Kevin sing at the Pam and Karen's Christmas party?
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
What does Michael say after making his first kill in Threat Level Midnight?
Clean Up on Aisle 5
What did Captain Jack (Rob Riggle) realize he had to the day he returned home from serving with the Navy during the golf war?
Marry his first wife
What sandwich does Dwight trick Michael into eating after their failed alliance meeting during the Michael Scott Paper company arc?
Meatball Parm
What is the only non-alcoholic item in Meredith's mixed drink in "Moroccan Christmas"?
two packs of Splenda
What is Michael's ringtone in multiple episodes of season 3?
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
What is Toby presenting about when Michael says, "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
Radon Test Kits
What client does Danny Cordray (Timothy Olyphant) steal from Dunder Mifflin in his first appearance?
Steve Nash
What else would you do with a goose that you've hit but clean it in your car and then roast it with...
wild rice dressing