Please don't bring that in here.
Residents who celebrate Christmas with Germanic-Pagan-influenced traditions may be disappointed to learn that these items are not allowed in the residence halls.
What are trees of any kind?
What are Kerrey Hall and 20th Street?
During a fire, this functions just as a chimney would, making it incredibly dangerous to use.
What is an elevator?
This item cannot be left at security as a form of identification.
What is a passport (I will also accept any and all funny answers that could stem from the broad wording of the question, such as banana, porcupine, etc.)?
It is the residents responsibility to familiarize themselves with these quiet hours.
What are 11PM-10AM Sunday-Thursday and 1AM-10AM Friday & Saturday.
Small appliances containing this fire hazard are specifically prohibited from the residence hall.
What is an open coil?
Even if they are beautiful and empty and the resident has a sensitive and creative soul, these items cannot be used as part of an art project in spaces where alcohol is not permitted.
What are beer bottles?
Meg, Chasity, and all sensible people are quite taken with this incredible fire human at The New School.
Who is Fire & Safety Director Paul Gottlieb?
A guest is categorized as this type of guest if they are checked in to the residence hall, even for only a few minutes, between 10PM and 8AM.
What is an overnight guest?
Michael J Fox would be disappointed to learn that this item is prohibited in the residence halls.
What is a hover board?
Please direct a resident to this person in this office to approve their emotional support beta fish you discover during move-in.
Who is Nick Faranda of Student Disability Services?
The equipment associated with and actual carrying out of this popular college drinking game is prohibited in the residence hall.
What is any drinking game (probably beer pong)?
The approximate number of people with permits to smoke medical marijuana in the state of New York.
What is zero?
This is the number of guests allowed in each ROOM after 10PM.
What is two?
Used as an acronym, this is a state-sanctioned group of people that runs around terrorizing immigrant communities. Used another way, this is illegal to throw out of your window at passers-by, even in jest.
What is ICE?
Martin Luther would forcefully object to the prohibition of this process of affixing an item to a door or wall.
What is nailing it?
Because it indicates a resident's contribution to the mass consumption of alcohol, this common gift shop collectible is prohibited in the residence halls.
What is a shot glass (!!?)?
This person should flush small quantities of marijuana found in plain sight without the presence of a resident during a health & safety inspection.
Who is an RA (after taking a picture, and not without a comrade present for verification!)?
This is the number of times a guest can stay overnight in the residence hall.
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These are 1) the literal English translation and 2) the meaning within on-campus buildings of the Latin phrase "persona non grata"
What are "person not appreciated" and "person who is not allowed in a particular building"?
What are scales?
Public intoxication by a student of this age is prohibited by the University Code of Conduct.
What is any age, range, or number provided?
While you shouldn't yell this in a crowded theatre, you should yell it when exiting the building during an emergency.
What is fire?
Giving your key to another person will result in the termination of these for a period of at least two weeks.
What are guest privileges?
Tampering with birth control or condoms, or knowingly transmitting a sexually transmitted infection or HIV to another student, are considered this type of infractions under The New School's Sexual Assault Policy.
What is sexual exploitation?