Early Life
I mean, at this rate, there could possibly only be 1 father if what she says is true
How is Mary a Virgin
Sorry Simon, we already have a Simon along, I guess we can call you ____
Who is Simon Peter
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 96, 97, 98, 99. Where is it?
What is The Lost Sheep?
Dangit, my brother broke the cask! Now we no longer have anything to drink
What is Jesus Turns Water to wine
Modern Day Jesus Teaching Important Lessons
While High
What? Already? I can't believe this inn is full as well. Welp, I guess we are staying in a _____
What is a Stable
No no, you guys do not understand, you see, Jesus cares about you guys, but I am the one he loves
Dang, first I got robbed, and now a Priest and a Levite walked past without doing anything. I hope somebody will help me out...
What is the Good Samaritan
Jesus, I spent so long trying to get food here, but nothing is getting into the net
What is Jesus catches a lot of fish?
Jesus at the last supper
as a God Father of a mafia
Um, thank you, sirs, for some money, this good smelling resin and.... embalming oil?
What are the three king's gifts
Wow, everybody was from Galilea? Dang, guess that makes me the only Judean
Who is Judas
Dude! You just got your freedom! Why did he have to go to prison because he's poor!
What is the Unforgiving Servant?
Its been 4 days! My Brother has still not came bac- Oh hey there he is!
What is the Raising of Lazarus?
But accidentally Makes them deaf
Oh, honey, how do I explain... You know what, just trust me when I say we need to go to Egypt
What is King Herod's executing of Children
Can I still call him Simon? I know that it would be confusing but I called him that my whole life
Andrew
Listen, son, I know you are mad, however your brother is back! He was dead, and now he is back!
What is the Prodigal Son
Surely he won't heal on the Sabbath!
What is Jesus healing a withered hand?
Explaining why they can't tell where baby jesus is yet
I forgot, why was Jesus born here of all places, his parent's home is in Nazareth
What is the census?
Hi Guys, you said who were looking for a 12th member? I wonder what happened to the last one, oh well!
Who is Mattias
Huh? Oh, yeah sure I will totally work on the vineyard! Let me just find my things first and also my brother (Proceeds to not work on the vineyard)
What is the two Son's Parable
What is Jesus withers a tree?
Jesus on the cross
But he is a mob boss