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What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight!
What do you call two friends who love math?
Algebros.
What do you call more than one L?
A parallel!
Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.
What did the spelling book say to the math book?
I know I can count on you!
How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the S
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use the algo-rhythm!
What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?
A line
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers
Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
It improved di-vision
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why was math class so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
How does a mathematician plow fields?
With a pro-tractor.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
SUMmer!
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
Do you know why seven eight nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters!
Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle.
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the boy refuse to drink the water with eight ice cubes in it?
Because it’s too cubed!
Who’s the king of the pencil case?
The ruler.
Why could a hen not count its eggs?
Because it was a mathemachicken!