Ain't What I Used to Be
I traded rock-n-roll for toddler time
What is Southpaw?
lovable puppets sing and allow rats to cook
What is The Muppets Take Manhattan?
Korean horror meets medieval penises
What is Squid Game of Thrones?
I couldn't really stop an army, but my Irish coffee torpedoed hangovers.
What is Fort Defiance?
Colin Jost and Pete Davidson's rich guy flex
What is the Staten Island Ferry?
Oklahoma cat lover meets animated Texas redneck
What is Tiger King of the Hill??
A small part of me is still near Prospect Park, but the reason for me moved to California
What is Ebbets Field?
a cupcake, or a few too many at High Dive
What is the Brooklyn blackout?
Teacher cooks meth and Irish women scheme.
What is Breaking Bad Sisters?
The song you can sing on 5th Ave, "bye, bye..."
What is Miss American Pie?
Cosell: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
What is the Bronx is burning?
Irish teens in the 90s go full frontal
What is Derry Girls Gone Wild?
family pariah
What is Black Sheep?
Idiot in a UPS uniform
What is The King of Queens?
Atlanta zombies and old west cowboys
What is The Walking Deadwood?