Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible?
Answer: They were playing two different games, against other opponents.
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. How?
Answer: She fell off the bottom step.
If you freeze water what do you get?
Ice
What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?
Tinkerbell
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible?
Answer: The river was frozen.
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer: Grandpa’s bald!
What is the name of a place you go to see lots of animals?
The zoo
What fruit do kids traditionally give to teachers?
An apple
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What colour are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house!
According to Dr.Seuss book, who stole Christmas?
The Grinch
Name all of the planets in our solar system. (Hint: there are 8)
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune
I am a ball that can be rolled but never bounced or thrown. What am I?
Answer: Eyeball.
What four-letter word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
Answer: NOON
What type of fish is Nemo?
A clown fish
What movie is Elsa in?
Frozen
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
Answer: A battery.
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. On a table are a candle, an oil lamp, and a log of firewood. What do you light first?
Answer: The match! Can’t light any of those things without a lit match.
When do leaves die?
In the fall
What colour are Minions?
Yellow