Love & Romance
Mom and Dad had their first date at this Greek-themed restaurant
What is Sparros?
While incredibly intoxicated, Jerry rode a 50 mile bike loop around this famous Lake
What is Lake Washington?
This ex was named after a ski resort
...or was it a tree?
Who is Aspen?
"This was always the last song they played at school dances because it was nice and long and gave all the guys the confidence to ask a girl to dance" -Rob Lowy
What is Stairway to Heaven?
"Pookie Bear", "Pookie" or "Pooks"
Who is Jerry?
From joint-custody to full, this IKEA bear is the product of a family divorce
Who is Bearnard?
At the ripe 'ol age of 18 years old, Dad was stationed at a military base in this country
What is Panama?
What is Jimmy Johns?
This song by Celia Cruz, which sounds like a tounge-twister, is one which mom can execute flawlessly
He who shall not be named
Who is Jose?
Jerry waited how many days after breaking up with his ex before he went out and dated his now-current girlfriend?
What is 3 days?
Justin had his first kiss and got laid for the first time at this romantic destination
What is Redondo?
With a mom as a stripper and a dad as a DJ, this situationship had a name that may remind you of a white ball from the game of pool
Who is Koo Ball?
This Olivia Rodrigo song that begins with "Brown Guilty Eyes" reminds Jerry of his ex
What is Traitor?
Referred to as "That Girl", or more simply: "Diarrhea"
Who is Reia?
This Pitch Perfect Star was stated by Dad to be the most attractive actress in Hollywood
Who is Anna Kendrick?
This father swam professionally for a National team
Who is Jerry's Dad?
Ashley met this man at a Halloween party, but immediately unfollowed him on Instagram because he was "too ugly"
Who is Luke?
This year Ashley was in the top what percent of Taylor Swift listeners?
What is 0.5%?
Mom refers to this person as "The cuckoo over there"
Who is the crazy neighbor lady?
Before entering college, Dad bought Justin a Costco size 40 pack of condoms. How many remain today?
What is 4 Condoms?
This man almost burned down a popular colonial reenactment town as a child
Who is Robert Oscar Lowy?
This situationship promised to give Ashley a vinyl record player, but after this unfortunate incident he was ghosted indefinitely
What was a car crash?
What is the name of the breakup playlist that Justin made for Julia?
What is Jewels?
An ex-boyfriend of Mom was given this particular nickname because of his short statue and distinct ginger hair
Who is the Leprechaun?