2022-2023
"I value my life over your stupidity."
Peter
"Me and Taylor Swift is like Fr. Adam and Communism."
Monica
"Drunk Noodles? I am 19. I'll be having sober noodles."
Dianna
"It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a Mexican."
Andres
"You're not being called to the Priesthood, it's a skill issue."
Claire
"Equal hate, don't discriminate."
Weston
"It took less time to build the Death Star than Highway 50"
Diego
"I'm Elvis. I ain't dead yet. Someone needs to dig me up."
Moshley
"I'm not weird, I'm cool, I'm aerating."
Jon
"Uganda be kidding me."
Hector
"What did you do at Newman to get you banned from Mexico?
Dre (Andres)
"I don't want ADHD. I wanna be a real boy."
Jose
"He overcame Autism. That's a hard thing to do"
Nat
That's not divine providence, that's brain damage."
Peter
"I want to take a shot with your grandma."
Jose
"I can turn on my cocaine switch at any time."
Jeff
"To be fair, that is a sexy rifle."
EJ
"Hey, it's 9:11 on 9/11. Make a wish."
Audrey
"I win you? Not in grammar."
Claire
"The Laborer receives his payment, I receive mine in sausage."
Fr. Adam
"We were coordinating outfits while I was texting and driving."
Ad
"Be your dream's mother."
Rebel
"Not everyone wants a ninth of Grandpa."
Fr. Mike Tedone
"Mosh doesn't have research, he has evidence."
David
"You and your molested shake."
Director Dre