Art
Is Kung Fu art?
Yes
How many fires happened in California in 2018?
21
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball!
Who is Stilton?
A mouse
What is the most famous art?
Mona Lisa
What is the worst thing to happen to you?
You could get fired!
Why Dont Chickens Play Basketball?
There Would Be Too Many Fowls.
Who are Jack and Annie?
Brother and sister!
What is art?
Art is art!
How do you make a cat go woof?
Some it in petrol and set it on fire!
Who is the best player in the world?
Lebron James
Professor Von Volt is a brilliant scientist. From where?
Geronimo Stilton
What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
The curtains!
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires!
Who is the tallest player?
Gheorghe Mureșan
What is the cost of the most expensive book?
13.4million
Why did the paint brush see the doctor?
It had a stroke!
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It’s usually still in the case!
How tall is the tallest player?
7 foot 7
What is a book?
Something with a bunch of pages