Real Towns, Fake Slogans
Worst Movie Candidates
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Concrete, Washington, USA

What is "Treeless since 1982"

100

Ranked #1 on many Worst Movies list, this Ed Wood sci-fi film, released in 1957, contains the oft-quoted line, "All you of Earth...are idiots!"

What is "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

200

Clones, County Monaghan, Ireland

What is "You're Welcome Here, And So Are You"

200

Adam Sandler plays both characters in the title of this 2011 film that managed to get a 3% Rotten Tomatoes rating.

What is "Jack and Jill"

300

Aloha, Oregon, USA

What is "We're Lost!"

300

Joining the handful of horror films about bees (The Bees, Killer Bees, The Deadly Bees, and The Savage Bees), this bad 1978 film is named after "a large or dense group of flying insects."

What is "The Swarm"

400

Bacon, Georgia, USA

What is "We're Not Macon"

400

1953 saw Ed Wood direct and star in this sincere but misguided plea for tolerance toward transsexuals and cross-dressers.

What is "Glen or Glenda"

500

Broke, NSW, Australia

What is "Go Fund Us"

500

Santa Claus is kidnapped by jealous Martian children in this 1964 turkey - but Santa eventually conquers them.

What is "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians"

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