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Welcome to our establishment. We promise to serve you higher-quality food than this fast-food place in Davante Adams's house (according to commercials).
Taco Bell
Jared Goff, Trevor Lawrence, Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott ($54M | $55M | $60M)
The Ice Bowl was so chilly, that when a referee went to blow this item, it froze to their mouth.
whistle
[HOF Steelers RB] closed the book on his spectacular career by finally getting that ring in his hometown of Detroit in Super Bowl XL.
Jerome Bettis
Due to a switchboard jam, NBC was unable to avoid a scheduled cut-away of a 1968 Jets-Raiders game, instead airing this movie about a plucky, young Swiss girl
Heidi
We offer a full plate of this breakfast item, and unlike the professionals, you won't have to force a defensive lineman onto his back to get it.
Pancakes
Ja'Marr Chase, Justin Jefferson, CeeDee Lamb
Ja'Marr Chase ($40M | $35M | $34M)
In 2010, the roof of this now-defunct stadium collapsed due to heavy snow, forcing the Vikings to move one of their home games.
Metrodome
The trade that brought [HoFer] to the Mile High City in 2004 really paid dividends for the Broncos in 2005 as the Pro Bowl cornerback recorded a career-high eight interceptions...
Champ Bailey
He "missed the extra point wide right! Oh my god, how could he do that?"
John Carney
Former Raiders QB Rich Gannon inspired us to serve an Asian side dish, which matches the last names of these two HoF receivers he served to opponents from 2001-03.
Tim Brown, Jerry Rice
Chuba Hubbard, Jordan Mason, Devin Singletary
Chuba Hubbard ($8.3M | $5.25M | $5.5M)
Found in team facilities, players use this ice-water filled container to deal with cramps and tightness, despite its propensity to make their toes go numb.
cold tub
After the 2005 season, [HoF linebacker] joined teammates Chris Chambers and Jason Taylor on the AFC Pro Bowl team for his sixth Pro Bowl appearance in his productive career in Miami.
In a 2025 Week 2 game, the Colts were allowed to re-kick a game-winning field goal after a Broncos defender was called for this uncommon penalty
leverage
Our special for today: this triple-bird delicacy that John Madden popularized during Thanksgiving Day game broadcasts. Stuff one poultry inside another inside another.
turducken
Jaycee Horn, Derek Stingley Jr., Patrick Surtain II
Derek Stingley Jr. ($25M | $30M | $24M)
After his 2017 Browns went 0-16, he made due on his promise to plunge into Lake Erie, which, for this category, was a relatively modest 57 degrees.
Hue Jackson
Nicknamed "Lights Out", [EDGE rusher] was selected by the Chargers with the 12th overall pick in the 2005 draft. He quickly earned a reputation as a big hitter and a defensive sparkplug...
Shawne Merriman
Early NFL follies films featured the voice of Mel Blanc, best known for portraying this Looney Tunes character
Pretty much any of them (Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Tweety, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, etc.)
Wash down your meal with this unconventional juice. The Eagles used it to fend off dehydration in a heater of a 2000 game vs. the Cowboys.
pickle juice
Garrett Bolles, Bernhard Raimann, Jawaan Taylor
Bernhard Raimann ($20.5M | $25M | $20M)
His resume over the past 10 years: UCF head coach -> Nebraska head coach -> Rams offensive assistant (of course) -> UCF head coach
Scott Frost
[QB] was one of the surprise rookies in 2005 as the former Purdue standout and fourth-round draft pick helped lead the Bears to 11 wins and a postseason birth.
Kyle Orton
In January 1993, this Dallas D-lineman lost a Super Bowl TD when the ball was swatted out of his hand; 10 months later, he slid into a blocked field goal ball to blow a game against the Dolphins
Leon Lett