Dad jokes
why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy
What has legs but doesn’t walk
table
You have 20 apples and your friend gives you 7 more, how many do you have
27
I am black and white, I live where it’s very cold, and I waddle instead of walking. Who am I?
penguin
in basketball, what do you call the shot where a player jumps and pushes the ball down through the hoop with one or both hands?
Slam Dunk
What did the dad buffalo say to his son
Bye-son
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I
hole
ou have 24 cookies. You want to share them equally among 4 friends (and you don’t keep any). How many cookies does each friend get?
6
I hop and carry my baby in a pouch.
kangaroo
Which planet is known as the Red Planet
Mars
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet....
I dont know Y
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
foot steps
10 + 10 + 5
25
I’m pink, live on a farm
pig
How many players from one team are usually on the field at the same time in a standard soccer game?
11
Why did the computer go to the doctor
had a virus
I fly without wings. I cry without eyes. What am I?
A cloud
What is 20 - 9
11
I’m very slow and carry my house on my back.
snail
What do bees make?
honey
Why don’t skeletons fight each other
they do not have the guts
What runs but never walks?
river
5 × 3
15
I can change colors to hide
chameleon
What is the largest ocean on Earth
Pacific Ocean