God Bods
The Mystery Hole
Vincent Kennedy McMahon
Big Stones
Nickelodeon
100

This part of Zeus' god bod had to hurt when Athena was born straight out of it! Fully grown and in battle armor to boot!

Forehead

100

This mysterious plane-jacker was last seen leaping from the back of a Boeing 747

D.B. Cooper

100

Vince McMahon once nixed a storyline featuring one of these claiming "no one would know what they are" while he was holding one.

A burrito

100

Located outside Wiltshire England, these big ol stones were were erected as a dedicated location to celebrate the solstice.

Stonehenge

100

I like my feet on the ground! 

Nick has a petrifying fear of these and will refuse to interact with them unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY 

Ladders

200

In her Dungeons and Dragons incarnation, this Babylonian goddess was represented by a fire breathing dragon with this many heads.

Five

200

An unusual man allegedly disappeared from a Tokyo airport in 1959 after claiming to hail from this unknown country.

Taured

200

Vince McMahon sure has a funny walk. He started doing it after he accidentally did this when trying to crack a joke seconds before going on stage

Sharted

200

As part of the "Kula Ring Culture" of the south western Pacific. Massive stone disks were used for this purpose

Money

200

Nick is not entirely what he seems! In fact, he's missing an organ! This one to be precise

Appendix

300

Honey, get my leg for me... 

This Egyptian God has his body hacked to pieces as scattered by his jealous brother. Thankfully his son and wife helped stitch him back together.

Osiris

300

Sasquatch, E.T.s, and dimensional rifts! Oh my! This ranch located in Ballard Utah is considered the hotbed for high strangeness in the U.S.

Skinwalker Ranch

300

Ouch! As he stormed the ring following the botched ending to the 2004 Royal Rumble, Vince McMahon completely destroyed both of his these (at the same time)

Quads

300

This stone head was a popular fixture on the 90s kid's gameshow "Legends of the Hidden Temple" he was also named after this stone head carving culture in Central America

Olmec

300

Wow this is a deep cut. When he was in grade school Nick had the honor of naming one of these critters in a Ohio Department of Natural Resources Contest

A Falcon

400

Nice doggy!

In order to stave off Fenrir the wolf, Tyr, the Norse god of battle and justice offered this for him to have a nibble on.

His hand (arm)

400

The giant, horrifying horse statue "blue-cifer" lords over an extremely cursed airport in this state. (The murals are freaky too)

The Denver International Airport (Colorado)

400

In an angle with the recently born-again Shawn Michaels for Backlash 2006, Vince McMahon booked a tag team match. On one team Him and his Son Shane, and on the other Shawn Michaels and

God (the Christian one)

400

When asked by foreign explorer how the famous Moai heads of Rapa Nui got planted in the ground, they answered this

They walked

400
Ow. Big cringe.

In middle school Nick kinda sorta resembled this fictional character and made efforts to dress, act, and sit like him at all times

L (Death Note)

500

This Hindu deity lost his head to Shiva when he was just a boy. Thankfully, an elephant's head made a suitable substitute.

Ganesha

500

Still unknown. In a Reddit AMA a user from this industry refused to answer what the majority of their product is used for and by who. It still keeps me up at night.

Glitter

500

In 2007 Vince McMahon had had enough. He booked himself to be murdered on screen and it actually happened. Specifically, he chose this way to leave earth.

A Limousine explosion

500

The legendary Rosetta Stone is renown for featuring three written languages, two of these were Egyptian and the third was this

Greek

500

That song is vile!

When Nick was in middle school a close friend of his couldn't play this song on his copy of Guitar Hero III. What a bummer!

Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden

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