DOH - THE SIMPSONS
Is the FULL name of the Son of Simpson.
Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
An English Catholic who fought for Spain in 1604, returned home a hero but lost the plot.
Guido (Guy) Fawkes
It was introduced in the 1880’s as a safe and non-addictive substitute for morphine, later banned by the FDA in 1924
Heroin
He said, as an artist, that his job was to release the figure trapped inside a block of marble.
Michelangelo
This country was occupied on April 9th 1940.
Norway
Is the traditional way of answering the telephone used by the devious industrialist.
Ahoy-hoy - Montgomery Burns
This is the name given to the volunteers from England and USA who fought for the Republicans in Spain.
The International Brigade
This substance was originally invented in 9th century China for medicinal purposes.
Gunpowder
He relocated the Parthenon Marbles to England.
Lord Elgin
This empire occupied Greece when it lost its marbles.
The Ottoman Empire
Is the name of the Simpson’s dog.
Santa's Little Helper.
He was a reporter who went to Spain to cover the civil war and ended up in bed with a rival correspondent.
Ernest Hemmingway
In the 1800’s it was used as a treatment for toothaches, depression, sinusitis, lethargy, alcoholism, and impotence.
Cocaine
These are the two forces necessary to create marble.
Pressure and heat.
Is the country, globally, reputed to have been occupied the most.
India. (Alexander the great - 321BCE up to The Brits who left in 1947)
Was the year the first episode of The Simpsons was aired.
1989
A photographer who took a disputed photograph of a Loyalist Militiaman at the Moment of Death.
Robert Cappa
These creatures, crushed, have been used for generations to treat burns and wounds by aboriginals.
The Witchetty Grub
The most expensive gaming marbles are made from this particular marble.
Agate
Are the only two countries said to have never been occupied.
Japanese home islands and Sweden
Is the number of times Crusty the Clown has been married.
15
She was a reporter who, in the Civil War, fell in love with and later married a famous author.
Martha Gellhorn?
Was a rotting plant that saved thousands of soldiers in WW1 due to its antiseptic properties.
Sphagnum moss
Is the name of Antonio Canova’s Neoclassical sculpture of the daughters of Zeus, said to represent youth/beauty, mirth and elegance.
“The Three Graces”
Is the approximate length of the country that occupies the longest landmass in the world.
Chile (nearly 4800 km long)