What happened to the guys we used to hang out with closely when we first met?
A) They moved to a monastery and took a vow of silence
B) They started a boyband called “Emotional Baggage”
C) They got married
D) They’re still waiting for our reply in that group chat
C) They got married
Which drink pushed Nikita to commit a crime that, in some countries, could cost you a limb?
A) A syrup-loaded latte — sugar levels illegal
B) Vodka — classic criminal inspiration
C) Ayran — innocent, but somehow involved
D) Delirium — pink elephants made him do it
Delirium
With a visa from which country could Nikita legally arrive in Austria?
France
The first role in the theatre in Vienna
a) A dog
2) Doctor Bradman
3) The King Lear
Doctor Bradman
Nikita's favorite music genre after the second bottle?
A. Opera
B. Jazz
C. Chastushki
Chastushki — short, funny, often improvised Russian folk rhymes sung to a fast tune, usually after a couple of drinks and with a lot of soul.
What strange thing did the translator do at our wedding?
A)Hid behind a vase to avoid the cameras
B) Tried to marry us herself
C) Whispered dramatic movie quotes
А
Brick by brick, the hours fly,
Fingers hurt, but spirits are high.
A grown-up child, building with glee —
What is this hobby, wild and free?
LEGO
Which animal currently on our dinner table is the subject of unfair and slightly offensive jokes in Nikita’s workplace?
A) Herring — always under pressure (and under a coat)
B) Shrimp — small, but mocked big
C) Chicken — blamed for everything
D) Duck — the walking punchline
С
What did I break after a fight with Nikita over money in my cousin’s apartment — and we ended up paying for it?
A) A porcelain tea set
B) The washing machine
C) An iPhone
D) The radiator
D) The radiator
Что нужно делать, если Никита поет строчку : Жил парень отважный .... У синего моря
Повторить ее
As a specialist in which subject was Nikita invited to work at Hofer?
Nuts
I curl up like a snake,
Yellow and sweet — that’s my take!
Inside — cream, not sour or tart,
A scent that’s sure to steal your heart.
At tea time, I’m the perfect treat...
What wonder am I?
Lemon roll sweet!
What happened to Nikita when he was hanging around my house (when I didn’t let him in)?
A. He was hiding in my cousen's flat
B. He slipped and fell right into the mud
C. He started a spontaneous dance party with the neighbors
B. He slipped and fell right into the mud
A. A magic wand to cast good vibes
B. His favorite snack — a giant sandwich
C.A chess figure
C.A chess figure
What is the key factor behind Nikita’s special kind of tiredness?
Mercury in retrograde
What phrase did Nikita loudly and clearly repeat during the fire?
A) Those who aren’t with us are beneath us
B) Pu_tin is a thief!
C) This isn’t just a house — it’s my burning heart!
B
IKEA-Question
Wine glasses
Guess the child
С
Guess the movie:A poet falls in love with a sparkly cabaret queen. People randomly break into song — and no one finds it weird. There's an elephant... and it's a house. The ending? Let's just say... bring tissues.
A. La La Land
B. Chicago
C. Moulin Rouge
C. Moulin Rouge
A) Crime and... a long nap
B) The Brothers... Who Are These Guys Again?
C) Notes from the Underground... and left there
D) All of them — he’s still on page 3
E) Idiot
Idiot
Which illness was mentioned on the official stamp that helped us register our marriage?
A) Tuberculosis
B) Pneumonia
C) Hepatitis
D) Bronchitis
A) Tuberculosis
What baked good did I try to impress Nikita with?
Croissants
Which body part is hiding in Nikita’s hometown — Gubakha?
A) The knee
B) The lip
C) The eyebrow
D) The toe
В
How many fingers did Nikita have at birth?
A. 20 — the standard issue
B. 21 — born to be a pianist
C. 18 — but full of charisma
B. 21
In winter I love the fir tree,
In November — the piney air.
But come springtime, for the artist,
I brought a bush of…
lilac