I doubt that he is the real king
Dudo que él sea el rey verdadero
I am depressed that the Lakers lost last night
Me deprimo/estoy deprimido que los Lakers hayan perdido anoche
We got off the electric tren
Bajamos del tren eléctrico
What do you call a Latino basketball game?
Juan on Juan
I wanted him to put me on the list
Yo quería/quise que me pusiera en la lista
We are disappointed that we didn't accomplish our goals
Estamos decepcionados/desilusionados que no hayamos alcanzado/cumplido con nuestras metas
The concentric circle had a good time
El círculo concéntrico se divirtió
What do you call a Latino that can't find his automobile?
Carlos
It was terrible that he exposed himself like that
Fue/era terrible que se expusiera así
I couldn't believe that he would lie to me like that
No pude creer que él me mintiera así
I eventually crashed into the automatic car
Eventualmente, choqué con el carro automático
What do you call a Latino that doesn't even have a car?
Joaquín
Don't tell me to hug you!
¡No me digas que te abrace!
It is craziness that he didn't tell it to me before
Es una locura que no me lo haya dicho antes
He supported the erratic child by paying his rent
Mantuvo al niño errático por pagar su alquiler (renta)
What do you call a Latino with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Hey you guys, ¡Don't obey him just so that you find his well-kept secret!
¡Oigan, no le obedezcan solo para que averigüen su secreto bien guardado!
I put on my pants after the shower so that I didn't catch a cold
Me puse los pantalones después de la ducha para que no me resfriara
You guys kept an evidently important secret
Guardaron un secreto evidentemente importante
Considered by many to be the most influential sports figure of all time, name the player who recently joined FC Miami? (FIRST and LAST name!)
Leonel Messi