Announcer Calls
"Do you believe in miracles? Yes!"
Who is Al Michaels?
While attempting to market himself to the Orlando Magic, Terrence Ross described himself as this type of player.
What is a pretty good 3&D player?
Known for his incredible leaping ability at a mere 5'9, this pint-sized point guard won 3 dunk contests in his career. He is most famous post-career for being flattened in the boxing ring by Jake Paul.
Who is Nate Robinson?
California
What is Sacramento?
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti"
Who is Eminem?
"Davis goes left. Davis gets a block. Chris Davis! No flags! Touchdown, Auburn! An answered prayer!"
Who is Verne Lundquist?
(DD)This sharpshooting wing was famously shipped out of Brooklyn, much to his delight.
Who is Bojan Bogdanovic?
This 6'10 German sharpshooter was one of the best 6th men of his era for the 1990s Seattle Supersonics.
Who is Detlef Schrempf?
Connecticut
What is Hartford?
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yeah
I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
Who is Drake?
"He's got running away from the cops speed!"
Who is Gus Johnson?
James Dolan banned these two people from Madison Square Garden after their contrary remarks at the draft lottery.
Who are Kristaps Porzingis and Mark Tatum?
Nicknamed "the Polish Hammer" for his devastatingly physical playing style, this oft mohawked center put in many good years as a member of the Suns and Wizards.
Who is Marcin Gortat?
Maryland
What is Annapolis?
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Who is Outkast?
"I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith...as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and it'll be a home run, which will make this a 4-0 ball game."
Who is Thom Brennaman?
On the way to Golden State, Lebron James and Kyrie Irving were ambushed by these people whilst passing through Phoenicia.
What are Brick-Men?
Despite washing out of the league relatively quickly, this Kentucky center was a very solid role player for the Kings in the late 2010s, averaging around 12 and 8 in his last two seasons there.
Who is Willie Cauley-Stein?
North Dakota
What is Bismarck?
You say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothin'
We say you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership, but you don't never cop nothin'
You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin'
Who is 50 Cent?
"I'm blown away by Crabtree's hands...and his ability to really suck in these balls."
Who is Ian Eagle?
Lonzo Ball was given a figure of this player in NBA1K instead of his own as a prank by the other players.
Who is Michael Carter-Williams?
This Timberwolves big man was known for his baby hook down low, but don't be fooled; this massive Serbian was known as one of the strongest players in the league and has connections to the underground mafia.
Who is Nikola Pekovic?
Wyoming
What is Cheyenne?
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
Who is Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five?