Who wants smoke
Nardo Wick
1 pm
1300
The Letter "A"
A-l-p-h-a
First name Ronald
McDonalds
#1
Take charge of this post and all government property in view
Savage
Megan Stallion
1530
3:30 pm
The letter "T"
T-A-N-G-O
Lil Girl w/braids
Wendy's
#2
Walk my post in a military manner keeping always on the alert and to allow no one to pass without property authority
Do we have a problem
Lil Baby
6:15 pm
1815
The letter "V"
V-I-C-T-O-R
What fast food place is not open on Sundays
Chic-Fil-a
#3
Report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce
The BluePrint
Jay-Z
1030 pm
2230
The letter "N"
N-O-V-E-M-B-E-R
Has the first name of a state
Kentucky Fried Chicken
#4
Repeat all calls from post more distant from the guardhouse than my own
Created the dance the dougie
Dougie Fresh
3:45 am
0345
The letter "F"
F-O-X-T-R-O-T
This burger is the opposite of a Queen
Burger King
#5
Quit my post only when properly relieved