Noah's Bodily Functions
Crossed up - what body part does Noah injure most often?
Ankle
Maya-stro of the classroom - what subject did Maya teach in Israel?
English
Litter, I hardly know her. How many kids to Maya and Noah want?
4-5
Free Shavacadoo! In the history of social media, what is Noah’s preferred platform?
Vine
This animated character holds the Guinness World Record for the most episodes of a TV series for an animated sitcom.
Homer Simpson
1,2,3, we get it. What bodily function does noah carry out in clusters?
Sneezing
FAHGETTABOUTIT - what neighborhood did Maya live in NY?
Kip's Bay
Courting your lover - what was the first sport Noah and Maya played against each other?
Basketball
In 2022, Sam created his signature drink, the Sam’s World Famous: ice and water blended together into slushy form. What did Noah add to a Sam’s World Famous to create a Noah’s World Famous?
Gatorade
He tooted and then he got zooted. What’s Noah’s preferred method to go under the influence?
Meth
Sativa Edibles
Twinnniiinnnnnnngggggggggggg - which Twin was born first
Maital
Business meets pleasure. What activity did Maya and Noah sometimes partake in at Mayas place of work?
Ping pong
iTs CoNsIsTeNt AnD iT’s ChEaP’. What is Noah’s favorite Atlanta based restaurant?
Taqueria del Sol
He’ll drive you up the wall. What does Noah continue to do, despite consistent critique from his peers and family, every day in the car?
Fart
Say yes to the dress(ing) - What is Maya’s favorite salad dressing?
Vegan ranch
YES CHEF - Noah first cooked what for Maya?
Microwave tortellini
“Normally we wouldn’t have been sticklers for the rules, but Noah made things very stressful.” Noah has a fine-to-poor track record on what online marketplace?
Airbnb
Noah sees lamp post. What Noah do?
Flagging
Aloha and Koawabunga! How old was Maya when she moved to Florida?
5 or 6
The Electric slide - Noah and Maya did what on the highway while driving from Atlanta to Miami?
Go in reverse to make their exit
500 points to little Tyler. What is the name of the arbitrary point system awarded to campers at Emory Baseball Camp?
Charlie Hustle Points