Silt Happens
This layer of soil contains the most nutrients all layers
What is subsoil?
What is the Flying Tomato?
Noah failed this test 3 times
What is his driving test?
This class is typically associated with shapeshifting into various animals like bears and eagles.
What is Druid?
This bride-to-be made Noah puke when he met with her to ask her why she loved her husband because he was officiating their wedding
This town from a kid's cartoon also happens to be the solid layer of material beneath layers of loose sediment or soil
The Portland Trailblazers selected this player over Kevin Durant in the 2007 NBA draft
Who is Greg Oden?
Noah's childhood doppleganger, from a galaxy far, far away
Who is Jake Lloyd?
This character travels with a miniature giant space hamster named Boo
Who is Minsc?
Noah first puked at Helen's parents house on this number of visit
These kinds of rocks are created when lava is rapidly cooled by water
This former Cincinatti Bengals and Philadelphia Eagles player changed his name to Chad Ochocinco
This Multnomah Village building that Noah got in trouble for climbing on the roof of one time is known as a "cop shop"
What is the Multnomah Arts Center?
This second level ability, when used by a spellcaster, is one of the only ways to cast two leveled spells in a single turn
What is Action Surge?
Noah puked after DJing this local Portland elementary school teacher's wedding
Who is Senor Brady?
This material is a combination of sand silt clay and water
What is Loam?
Moises Alou, Chicago Cubs outfielder used this technique to alleviate callouses on his hands developed from not using batting gloves
What is he peed on them?
Noah used to use cheat codes to just spawn a bunch of sports cars with guns and win this video game
What is Age of Empires?
A terrifying foe, this monstrous entity is the only creature listed in the Monster Manual with a challenge rating of 30
What is a Terrasque?
Noah puked during his 21st birthday road trip after doing drugs sold to him off the street in the San Francisco Tenderloin by a drug dealer who said he had this nickname because he, "stays down"
What is Concrete?
This bilaterial creature known to aerate and defecate in soil is known to have 5 hearts
This was Noah's first nickname - before he was known as Bear
What is Ernie? (lol)
The Dungeon Master's guide lists all magic items in alphabetical order. This uncommon item is the first magic item listed
What is Adamantine Armour
Noah puked at the playground of this local Southwest Portland catholic elementary school that one time
St. John Fisher