Animals
This no-legged beast has a two-headed phallus.
Snake
Noaphil's favorite color
Purple
Rose White
A bard cantrip that does 1d4 psychic damage
Vicious Mockery
Roll a d4
2
This beast exhibits the characteristics of an owl and a bear.
Owlbear
Lord Fanta
This company sponsors the game that you are currently trapped in.
National Cassia Company
Melee healing spell that heals 1d8 at level 1
Cure Wounds
Roll a d8
2 or 7
These primates are so intelligent that they behave differently when being observed.
Humans
Noaphil worships this god
Dakota
The event that led to the extinction of trains
The War
A level 3 bard spell that conjures a 30ft tall defensive structure
House of Cards
Pick a number 1-12
This armored bug is known for its homosexual tendencies.
Noaphil's favorite past time.
Kicking children or being evil
This human bard directed the award-winning puppet show "Nightmare Before Candlenights"
Henrius Sellick
A level 2 truth-telling spell that can be casted by paladins, bards, and clerics
Zone of Truth
Heads or tails?
Heads
The number of legs a male octopus has
None
Noaphil's husband
The day Neurion dies
A level 9 conjuration spell that opens a portal 5 to 20 ft in diameter
Gate
Roll 2d20