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The name of Rylee's resurging fictional crush who can often be found with his trusty friends Grover and Annabeth Chase.
Who is Percy Jackson?
This is the birthday girl's favorite color which also happens to be Peeta Mellark's favorite color in the hit trilogy The Hunger Games!
What is orange?
This fella has had a crush on Rylee for countless years. In fact, at a grad party last summer it was proclaimed to her he would even give up drinking if she wanted him to. (PLEASE USE TRIGGER WARNING)
Who is Chad Heinlein?
One time mom was invited for a girl's night with her friends Katie, Penny, and Kristen! After arriving early and waiting at a table for her friends she suddenly realized with dread she had the wrong day! This is the name of that restaurant she had to flee
What is Agave/El Jimera (or whatever the imposter name is)?
One day after arriving home from work Lit Pop opened the drawer to eat a well-deserved snack. Much to his dismay he found almost his entire special snack gone in which he proclaimed, "Who at all the _______ _______?"
What is skimmy gummies?
Recently there has been a mystery diagnosis in the Noerenberg family where Lit Pop has been complaining of numbness and tingling of this specific body part.
What is his right big toe?
Bree did pretty well in the roommate category, but being that her sister and her roommate share the same name she can easily be recognized by this nickname which was created after her fondness for the fast-food chain Arby's
Who is RBS?
After a few stolen glances across the schoolyard this crush became real for Bree. He was even featured on a birthday card Lit Pop drew for her years ago, where the two love birds were seen playing together at recess!
Who is Noah Luecke?
This is the name of the poor boy that Rylee shoved straight into the wall at Extended Care many years ago who then cracked his head open and started to bleed. After realizing what she did she ran into the other room to avoid consequences, WAS IT REALLY HER FAULT IF HE WEIGHED 20 POUNDS?
Who is JT? (full name acceptable)
While talking with the family once, Lit Pop accidentally had a slip of the tongue switching one of the letters of this Catholic grade school in St. Louis Park from an 'n' to an 'm' which resulted in this title.
What is Bemilde-St. Margaret?
Rylee and Bree have been entranced with a video on the internet where a masc lesbian is seen singing rap at a funeral. After belting her lungs out, she says this famous line to signal the memorial balloons to be let go.
What is "1,2,123 release em" (with hand gesture)?
Bree definitely stepped out of her comfort zone a few years ago when her and Rylee choreographed an entire musical spectacular for Maddi! This was the name of the hit song they performed as Sharpay and Ryan Evans!
What is Bop to the Top?
To everyone's surprise Bree has claimed to have coined a stalker at school! To her terror, he continually says this greeting every time he sees her with his high-pitched voice.
What is "hi bree!"?
One time during a Knights tournament Bree was playing post against a pretty physical opponent. After getting beat up all game Bree finally gritted her teeth and snarled "Stop pushing me!" and proceeded to do this action to the girl leaving her gasping for air and crying on the sidelines.
What is double fist punching the girl in the stomach?
Rylee recently was gifted a bow for Christmas! When talking with the bow specialist at the counter Lit Pop accidentally said "yeah, now she wants to be _______ _________" but instead of pronouncing the huntress' name correctly he said this.
Whot is "Katniss Aberdeen"?
Lately Rylee and Bree can't seem to stop saying this word after any embarrassment, inconvenience, or honestly any comment in general. It can often be a synonym to the words "Drats" or even "Fire!" if you are holding a gun.
What is "shoot"?
This activity has been on Rylee and Bree's summer bucket list for two summers now and it has gotten so coveted to the point Bree claims this needs to be part of her birthday gift from Rylee this year! It will take a lot of grit and hard work and let's just say we better hope it's not windy that day!
What is paddleboarding around the whole Lake Waconia?
This man caught a glimpse of mom's freshly colored hair and couldn't help but comment at how nice it looked! He can often be seen singing songs in white robes.
Who is Pastor Beckman?
In high school, Lit Pop's football team was playing a rough game in which the winds reached extremely high velocities! Describe what happened to the football when the kicker attempted to punt it downfield, but the wind caught hold of it.
What is it went straight up in the air and backward for negative yards?
Lit Pop could hardly wait for the day his new Whitetail Adrenaline DVD would arrive! So much so that he accidentally said, "Three more days and we get to _______!" But instead of correctly saying binge he said this word.
What is "vinge!"?
Lit Pop has recently shared many of his near-death experiences with the family, one of which included a pretty bad snowmobiling accident. This is the name of the diagnosis the doctor gave him after treating his thumb which was completely bent down toward his wrist.
What is gamekeeper's thumb?
This is the name of Bree's most special kite she has ever owned who used to soar higher than any other kite in all of NG, practice until lits exhaustion, and gleam as the summer sun shined on her shell!
Who is Stella?
Lit Pop tends to attract some interesting people with his natural persona. In fact, this fella was SURE to have a crush on Lit Pop being that he made it his business to stop like every day after work to get a fountain drink and sometimes cheap gas or propane. (or so he claims)
Who is the gay worker at the gas station?
In high school, Bree's best friend Ava once had to suffer through school for a whole week in pain after supposedly getting a kink in this body part causing her head to be bent at a weird angle.
What is her neck?
Out of all Lit Pop's coveted desserts this one is world-renowned as one of his favorites. For awhile there he could hardly wait for dinner to be over so he could skip down the stairs and get this green dessert out of the freezer. One day he was so excited to eat his special dessert he accidentally said, "________ ________ if anyone wants some!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What is "spitacio dessert"?