Food
Which of the following did Norm's wife forbid at their wedding?
A) A wedding cake with the words "Sponsored by Soylent"
B) A spaceship crashed into the castle that was atop their wedding cake
C) A wedding cake with math problems iced into the sides of the tiers
B) A spaceship crashed into the castle that was atop their wedding cake
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Never have I ever eaten:
A) Bacon
B) Bagel
C) Steak
D) Kale
A) Bacon
Which of the following was said by someone in Twitch chat while Norm was playing on camera at a huge tournament?
A) "If he wins this game, he will kill the game of Magic."
B) "Why is he playing so bad? And also ugly?"
C) "PogCHUMP"
D) "He is so inspiring. After watching him play this poorly, I have realized that I do not suck as much as I thought I did. Thanks!"
A) "If he wins this game, he will kill the game of Magic."
Norm's first picture of himself with his wife after they'd started dating was:
A) Falling out of a sailboat
B) On a rooftop of MIT
C) "Owling" on top of a statue
D) In front of the Mona Lisa
B) On a rooftop of MIT
My favorite vacation destination is:
A) The beach
B) The woods
C) Amusement park
D) My couch
D) My couch
Norm's favorite flavor of Soylent is:
A) Original
B) Vanilla
C) Creamy Chocolate
D) Mint Chocolate
E) Strawberr
C) Creamy Chocolate
Never have I ever visited
A) Hawaii
B) Canada
C) Europe
D) The Wilderness of Western Massachusetts
C) Europe
The title of Norm's first novel is:
A) The Aetherblood's Lie
B) Sixteen and a Half Shades of Gray
C) Eigengrau
D) Lucid
D) Lucid
The location of Norm's proposal to his wife was:
A) A classroom
B) The Boston Esplanade
C) Their old college dorm
D) Her childhood home in NYC
B) The Boston Esplanade
My favorite genre of music is:
A) Classical
B) Country
C) Punk/Emo
D) Rock
C) Punk/Emo
How many total distinct dinners does Norm rotate through?
A) 7
B) 31
C) 5
D) 14
C) 5
Never have I ever won:
A) A singing competition
B) A costume contest
C) A karate tournament
D) An election
B) A costume contest
D) norm_the_ryno
Norm graduated high school, college, and grad school in:
A) 2008, 2012, 2017
B) 2009, 2013, 2018
C) 2010, 2014, 2019
B) 2009, 2013, 2018
I stan the author
A) Steven King
B) Brandon Sanderson
C) George R. R. Martin
D) Patrick Rothfuss
B) Brandon Sanderson
On Norm's tacos, he uses as his base:
A) Rice
B) Beans
C) Ground Beef
D) Ground Turkey
D) Ground Turkey
Never have I ever watched:
A) The Matrix
B) The Notebook
C) Infinity War
D) Encanto
C) Infinity War
Synesthesia, Visual Snow, Colorblindness, and Tinnitus; which does Norm NOT have?
A) Synesthesia
B) Visual Snow
C) Colorblindness
D) Tinnitus
E) He has all of them
E) He has all of them
A) 8 (2nd grade)
B) 13 (7th grade)
C) 18 (senior year of HS)
D) 22 (senior year of college)
B) 13 (7th grade)
Rank Norm's least favorite things about teaching from worst to least worst.
A) Waking up in the morning
B) Grading
C) Staff meetings
D) Writing problem sets
Worst to least worst:
1) Grading
2) Staff meetings
3) Waking up in the morning
4) Writing problem sets (which I love) <3
A) 51%
B) 70%
C) 85%
D) 90%
B) 70%
Never have I ever taught:
A) AP Physics
B) AP Calculus
C) A mini-course called "Why the Sky is Blue"
D) An American politics seminar with a government simulation
B) AP Calculus
Which is Norm's favorite first-generation Pokemon?
A) Dragonite
B) Vulpix
C) Zapdos
D) Nidoking
D) Nidoking
When he was 18, a member of the Board of Selectman of Norm's hometown wrote an article in the town paper comparing him to this because he supported building a new high school.
A) someone who thought the moon landing was fake
B) a flath-earther
C) an alien abductee
D) Peter Griffin
B) a flath-earther
Norm prefers his water to be:
A) plain and lukewarm
B) plain and cold
C) lemon-flavored and lukewarm
D) lemon-flavored and cold
D) lemon-flavored and cold