Grandpa's Tunes
Bob Dylan: "You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to part
Someone to close his eyes for you
Someone to close his heart "
What is It Ain't Me Babe?
When he walks to get the newspaper.
What is Naked Norm?
Leaving the seat up.
What is " Equality Now?"
A game Norm plays using a club.
What is Golf?
"Ye half eejit ye."
What is Irish?
The Animals: "Hear what I say
I'm gonna ride that serpent
No more time spent
Sweatin' rent
Hear my command
I'm breakin' loose "
What is It's My Life?
When he is a parodist, rhymer, versifier, lyricist.
What is Poet Warrior King?
A good friend, not a foe.
What is "be a buddy, not a bully?"
A problematic candy that distracts Norm.
What is Licorice?
“Here is your country. Cherish these natural wonders, cherish the natural resources, cherish the history and romance as a sacred heritage, for your children and your children's children. Do not let selfish men or greedy interests skin your country of its beauty, its riches or its romance.”
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
Harry Dixon Loes:"Don’t let Satan [blow] it out!"
What is This Little Light of Mine?
When he is jubilant, cheerful, optimistic.
Positive Perry
What is "sometimes you gotta have sass to pass?"
Norm's late cuddle buddy.
Who is Bagheera?
"Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye."
What is Scottish?
Arlo Gunthrie: "It was late last night the other day
I thought I'd go up and see Ray
So l went up and I saw Ray"
What is the Motorcycle Song?
When he changed his name unbeknownst to his wife.
What is Woody?
Don't be disillusioned, do not partake.
What is "it's not an escape, please don't vape?"
Norm's team.
What is the Bruins?
While impersonating this biblical character to his Sunday School class he brought his underwear to use as a prop. "You hurled me into the depths, into the very heart of the seas, and the currents swelled around me"
Who is Jonah?
CCR: "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis
Pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a river boat queen"
What is Proud Mary?
When he is feeling backwards.
Namron Eoc
The noise that signifies his ultimate disappointment.
What is "tsk tsk tsk?"
His most issued merit badge in his work as a Boy Scout leader.
What is Citizenship?
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts.”
Who is Winston Churchill?