Slang So New, It Has a Learner’s Permit
When a student says this, it doesn’t mean they’re actually laughing out loud.
What is “LOL”?
I’m long and thin, with graphite inside.
I help you write, draw, or scribble with pride
What is a pencil?
This is the magical drink that keeps teachers functioning before 8 a.m.
What is coffee?
What is the word to describe students starting homework last minute?
What is procrastination?
This item is always left empty, but never refilled
What is the coffee
Student slang for having a stylish, fashionable and appealing look, particularly in terms of clothing and accessories.
What is “drip”?
I’m full of ink and click or twist.
When notes are due, I can't be missed
What is a pen?
You assign it hoping they’ll learn; they Google it instead.
What is homework?
This is what students do when they don’t understand a question on a test.
What is guess?
What is something everyone needs but doesn't know how to replace?
What is "toner"?
You didn’t lose the game—you just took this.
What is an “L”?
I’m colorful, waxy, and loved by all.
I'm mostly used by kids who are small
What is a crayon?
The mysterious object that eats every paper a student swears they turned in
What is the backpack?
This is the most popular excuse when getting caught on their phone
What is "I was texting my mom"
This happens at least once a week — usually when you're in a hurry
What is a paper jam?
The emoji combo 🧢 + 🚫 means this.
What is “no cap”?
I’m full of holes, three to be exact.
I hold your work when it’s all stacked
What is a binder?
The sound that brings joy, chaos, and 5-minute sprints to the bathroom
What is the bell?
What do students check more than their grades?
What is “their phones"
This lounge resident has stolen more money than a school fundraiser and offers nothing in return but blinking red lights and broken trust.
When a student calls something “mid,” they mean this
What is “It’s average and not worth the hype”?
I come in pairs, but I’m not shoes.
I snip and clip, so handle with care when you use
What are scissors?
You told them the assignment was due Friday, it’s written on the board, in the syllabus, and in an email. A student still says this.
What is “Wait, when is it due?”
This is the “secret word” for a hallway full of students rushing to the bathroom.
What is “emergency”?
I’m made in stacks, left behind with care, Forgotten on tables, I’m everywhere. I’m not a book, but pages I share, Teachers spot me and often despair.
What am I?
What is Paper copies?