Nothin' But Clayton
This is the amount Clayton stated he had pooped in his pants.
What is "a lil bit"?
Consistently making an appearance at KIF, this grown adult sported Big Bang Theory t-shirts and would laugh in an unsettling way after (what seemed like) every sentence.
Who is Richard Cook?
Reagan threw up this spherical snack while watching the premiere of High School Musical 2.
What are cheeseballs?
This high school church camp lasted one week and included such characters as Cullen, Matthew Rosenberg, Tyler Melton, Sara Harvey, and Katie Shepherd.
What is Montreat?
As a pleasant and helpful bagger, Clayton worked at this green-themed grocery store.
What is Publix?
Whether he was riding his bike or skateboarding, this "fiery friend" always brought mischief and a smile. (Now he brings it to the county lockup!)
Who is Blaze?
Clayton claimed this celebrity was his girlfriend and would frequently call "her number", which turned out to actually be a real estate agent.
Who is Tina Turner?
As the most animated member of the choir, this churchgoer always seemed to be in her own world.
Who was Charlise Black? (Jerry Black's wife)
Britt felt motion sickness after playing on this playground apparatus at preschool.
What is the tire swing?
This week-long event, run by Jan McDonald and Kim Fralin, included arts & crafts, snacktime, songs, and, best of all, a puppet.
What is Vacation Bible School?
Clayton was this entertainer's number one fan.
Who is Michael Jackson?
This "punk rock" tattoo artist once lived in the Poteet's neighborhood.
Who is Noah Beach?
Clayton loved this local baseball team.
What are the Atlanta Braves?
This Youth Group leader would always cook for luncheons and the Fall Festival. His most notable dish was boiled hot dogs.
Who is Jeff Knapp?
Madeline wrote Reagan a book after she suffered this same injury multiple times.
What is a broken arm?
Poteets and Nortons would often have an outing to the dollar days at the movie theatre when school was out. Name the Christmas film we all saw together in the summertime, for some reason.
What is Elf?
After a power outage, David spotted Clayton doing this by candlelight, his stomach out in a way that resembled "Buddha". Clayton then said to David "not now, son, not now."
What is sitting on the toilet/pooping?
This hilarious P.E. teacher was known to call kids "grandma", "boxcar willie", and "knucklehead".
Who is Coach Ransom / "Handsome Ransom"?
This was Clayton's common catchphrase he would say immediately after farting.
What is "Eat it!"?
An absolute icon of Covenant Church, this basketball coach was nicknamed after an underwater creature.
Who is Fish?
Name at least two conditions David believes he suffers from.
What is Lyme's Disease, twisted espohagus, etc.? (Poteets can fact-check answers).
James and Logan would kill these insects with tennis racquets by the big bush.
What are bees?
While arguing with Logan, Clayton said "Logan, you're retarded". This was Logan's response.
What is
"No, Clayton. You're retarded." ?
This was the name of the gifted program that all the Norton and Poteet kids were a part of.
What is Target?
It is estimated that Clayton ate 4.2 million lunches at this local fast food chain.
What is Taco Bell?
Between Sunday School and church service, these dry, stale, leftover confections were always in the kitchen to eat, along with coffee and apple juice to drink.
What are the-day-old-donuts-from-Dunkin-Donuts?
Some of the kids picked up these itchy little critters after wearing the shepherd's headpieces at VBS.
What is lice?
Poteets and Nortons would visit this neighborhood pool to swim, play mermaids, and hold each other underwater.
What is Cantebury Pool?
Madeline and Britt were only in the same class for these two grades.
What are Kindergarten and 5th Grade?