Odd Jobs
While a trapper is a hunter, a Trappist is one of these
Monk
Guinness lists 57-year-old Mrs. Ruth Kistler as oldest woman in modern times to have done this
Have a baby
If St. George wants to continue being patron saint of these, he'd better "be prepared"
Boy Scouts
They come in air raid, game, or prison varieties
In 1984, the Sterns, 97 & 91, became oldest couple to do this, giving Zsa Zsa a record to shoot for
Divorce
Tho St. Florian was patron saint of these public servants, he didn't keep a dalmatian around his "house"
Fireman
Before computer terminals, you called this person to carry your newspaper story to the editor
Copy Boy
Oldest non-human mammal on record, "Modoc", who lived to age 78, was 1 of these
Elephant
Though St. Joseph's name is on a famous brand of aspirin, St. Teresa is patron saint of these
Headache Sufferers
The parliamentary officer appointed to keep order within an organization
Sargent at Arms
The only still standing "Ancient Wonder of the World"
The Pyramid of Giza
Seems St. Raymond Nonnatus, patron of these unlucky souls, some of which were freed from prison due to DNA technology,
was on vacation during Dreyfus trial
People unjustly accused.
Anaximander, a philosopher from Miletus who lived during the first half of the 6th century B.C., is credited with making the first one of these in the known world around 540 B.C.
A tool important tool for explorers and travelers
St. Erasmus is patron saint of sailors, & this glow, said to symbolize his presence, bears his nickname
St. Elmo Fire