Totally Useless Knowledge
What animal has three hearts?
Octopus
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up
The Ice Bucket Challenge went viral in what year—2013, 2014, or 2015?
2014
What has hands but can’t clap?
Clock
Misheard: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
Real lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
Tiny Dancer - Elton John
How many taste buds does the average human have - about 5000, 10,000, or 40,000?
10,000
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
The Mannequin Challenge freezes people in place. What year was it big—2015, 2016, or 2017?
2016
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Misheard: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
Real lyric: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
What fruit was once used as a grenade alternative in ancient China?
Orange
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
The Dab peaked in which year?
2016
What has keys but can’t open doors?
A piano
Misheard: “Kicking your cat all over the place…”
Real lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place.”
We Will Rock You — Queen
What animal cannot stick out its tongue?
Crocodile
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
The Renegade dance took over TikTok in which year?
2019
What has legs but can't walk?
Misheard: “Starbucks lovers”
Real lyric: “Got a long list of ex-lovers.”
What is the only mammal that can truly fly?
Bats
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Among Us became the biggest trend on Earth in which year?
2020
I’m light as a feather but even the strongest person can’t hold me for long. What am I?
Your breath
Misheard: “Dancing queen… feel the beat from the tangerine!”
Real lyric: “…from the tambourine.”