Experiments
The fragile piece of equipment that causes widespread emotional distress whenever someone mentions “moving it'
Polysome fractionator
The thing in the student office that no one has ever actually cleaned
Microwave
The buffer that someone in our lab tasted (be specific)
1X PBS
The most annoying noise in the lab
Someone else's timer went off when they are not nearby
The most correct pipetting technique taught in every lab
Eyeballing
The Poulet Rouge sauce Andia hates the most
Spicy mayo
The universally ignored instruction on a bottle of reagent (in bold red text)
The real first step in every experiment
Complaining
Andia's unofficial soundtrack for doing cell culture
Persian "Love Island"
The real purpose of lab meetings
To entertain Nahum
The most commonly used "technique" in the lab, regardless of the project
Procrastinating