Welcome to Beantown
This Boston park stretches for three miles along the Charles River between the Museum of Science and the BU Bridge and hosts boathouses, playgrounds, and an amphitheater
What is the Charles River Esplanade?
A common insult to people deemed chronically online, meant to imply such people are outside so infrequently that this simple "touching" act will bring them back to reality
What is "go touch grass"?
What is the console?
Mecca for tech bros and the holy land of startups, this area is on the opposite coast to us
What is the bay area?
What is X?
Also referred to as Marathon Monday, Boston residents get to take off work on this April holiday
What is Patriot's Day?
/srs is used to indicate a post or message is serious, /s, sarcastic, /j, this
What is a joke?
He is widely regarded as the father of theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence, and is credited for shortening WWII by two to four years
Who is Alan Turing?
What's originality? You can ask DALL-E or ChatGPT, AI services developed by this company
What is OpenAI?
The then-balding Musk had "thoughts of assassination" running through his head after he was ousted as CEO of this company in 2000
What is PayPal?
Taking over ten years to complete construction, going eight years over schedule, costing $24.3 billion, and resulting in the arrests of six people, this rhyming Boston mass transit project saves residents and businesses an estimated $500 million annually
What is the Big Dig?
The form of currency used to make donations to streamers on the live-streaming platform Twitch, one of these is equivalent to one cent
What is bit?
The basis of devices running Linux and MacOS, Unix was released by this entity on November 3rd, 1973
What is Bell Labs?
The primate which stars in this "bored" line of NFTs, and the missing word to this classic one-sentence tragedy: "Been hacked, all my blank gone"
What are apes?
Musk recently shared private photos of then-girlfriend Amber Heard cosplaying as this healing character from Overwatch
Who is Mercy?
Located in the North End, this historic bakery is famed for their cannolis--their white boxes with blue lettering can be seen all over the city
What is Mike's Pastry?
The world belongs to this Japanese virtual pop icon, famed for her floor-length blue pigtails
Who is Hatsune Miku?
The OSI model describes the seven idempotent layers a system needs in order to deploy an application on the Internet, one of which, is this
What is the [Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application] Layer?
This New Zealand shoe brand is a favorite amongst tech bros, beginning sales entirely online and now having three Boston storefronts for their comfortable, machine-washable sneakers
What are Allbirds?
Musk offered to pay a million Dogecoin for proof that his father owned a mine which collected this gemstone
What are emeralds?
The Boston Tea Party refers to the Sons of Liberty's act of defiance against The Tea Act of 1773, in which British parliament required Bostonians to purchase tea exclusively from this company
What was the British East India Company?
We regret to inform you that this duck is racist
What is milkshake?
This problem proves that not every problem can be solved by a computer
What is the halting problem?
It's hard to find a tech bro in the winter without a $7 cup of coffee and a down jacket from this brand which staunchly advocates for environmental preservation and sustainability, and whose founder wrote Let My People Go Surfing
What is Patagonia?
The recently revealed name of Musk and Grimes's third baby, reminiscent to that of a Transformer
What is Techno Mechanicus?