"Maintain Silence, Pint-Sized Neonate"
What is "Hush, Little Baby?"
Trio of visually impaired vermin
Who are the Three Blind Mice?
He kissed the girls and made them cry.
Who is Georgie Porgie?
Who is The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe?
What is four-and-twenty?
"Thrice Sweep thy Dinghy"
Miniscule arachnid
Who is the Itsy Bitsy Spider" (Or Eency, Weency, if you are British.)
She snacked on curds and whey.
Who is Miss Muffet?
He had a lot of noisy farm animals.
Who is Old MacDonald?
The black sheep has this many bags of wool.
What is three bags full?
"The Water Receptacle has an Aperture"
What is "There's a Hole in the Bucket?"
Trio of miniature juvenile felines
Who are the Three Little Kittens?
She grew silver bells and cockle shells.
Who is Mary, Quite Contrary?
Her dog was hungry, but she was out of bones (and everything else).
Who is Old Mother Hubbard?
The mouse ran down the clock at this time.
What is one o'clock?
"The Infrastructure of the City on the Thames is in Critical Disrepair"
What is "London Bridge is Falling Down?"
The third animal of this group ate roast beef.
Who are the little piggies?
This child is "full of grace."
Who is Tuesday's Child?
A jovial ruler, he enjoyed tobacco and folk music.
Who is Old King Cole?
The crooked man walked this far.
What is one crooked mile?
"I Exist as a Small Vessel to Steep Dried Leaves in Water"
What is "I'm a Little Teapot?"
He was chased around the cobbler's bench (or mulberry bush) by the monkey.
Who is the weasel?
Simple Simon met this person on the way to the fair.
Who is the Pie Man?
He marched 10,000 men up a hill and then back down.
Who is the Grand Old Duke of York?
The pease porridge had been in the pot this long.
What is nine days?