Dad Jokes
How did the patient do, whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now
This is the minimum amount of NCLEX questions you have to complete to pass the exam
What is 75
What is the common name for dried plums?
Prunes
Systole
Also known as the “Lady with the Lamp”, who served as a nurse during the Crimean War and later opened the first nursing school?
Florence Nightengale
This should average at least 30ml/hr. It's also the opposite of you're out
Urine
This diet is protein-restricted, high-calorie, fluid-controlled, sodium and potassium controlled.
What is renal diet
How fast was the first person ever convicted of "speeding" going?
8 MPH
What is the blockage of arteries in the lungs called?
Pulmonary Embolism
This iconic nurse appeared in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and was portrayed by Louise Fletcher. Who was this controlling and sadistic nurse?
Nurse Ratched
There's a radiology Study that uses this. It's also what we do after the patient dies.
Barium
This is considered a normal BP per NCLEX test standards
110-120/60
On average, what is the thing that Americans do 22 times in a day?
Open the fridge.
Hyperhidrosis is the medical term for excessive what?
Sweating
What is Clara Barton famous for?
Who was the founder of the American Red Cross -- a nurse who earned the nickname “Angel of the Battlefield” during the Civil War
A patient who has syncopied. Not an in patient an....
Outpatient
Before signing this form, the patient should know whether other treatment options are available and should understand what will occur during the preoperative, intraoperative, and postoperative phases; the risks involved; and the possible complications. The patient should also have a general idea of the time required from surgery to recovery. In addition, he should have an opportunity to ask questions.
What is informed consent
Who invented the word "vomit"?
Shakespeare
What psychoactive street drug, known to some as molly, was developed by Merck in 1912, and was used as an enhancement for psychotherapy as late as the 1970s?
MDMA
Who advocated for birth control in the early 1900s and later founded Planned Parenthood?
Margaret Sanger
I flirted with a girl in a bar doing this. Also how you stop bleeding in surgery
Cauterise
Hemorrhagic Stroke patient should be placed in what position
HOB elevated 30 degrees to reduce ICP and facilitate venous drainage.
What odd prevention can be found on the U.S. Centers for Disease Control website?
Zombie apocalypse.
How many bones does the human body have?
206
After which war was the Emergency Room founded and popularized in the USA
The emergency room began after the Second World War. One of the reasons it rose was because of the baby boom and urban sprawl; the medical sector was forced to adapt. Physicians venturing away from the office to make home visits became increasingly hard.