ansambo straws! mewshic!
This character bit themselves so hard they started bleeding
Leo Tsukinaga
Before the invention of toilet paper, Americans used this food to wipe their booty cheeks.
Corn
guys, i forgot to feed my husband
by talos this cant be happening
Taxes
Multiplication
The amount of cash registers at the front of the store
15
The youngest Ensemble Stars!! character, along with their age.
Aira Shiratori (15)
This famous, erect, metal structure grows during the summer due to heat
The Eiffel Tower
The infamous "attraction" at TanaCon that was dedicated to tumblr users.
ball pit
Finding the length a staircase needs to be in order to reach a window
Pythagorean Theorem
The, objectively, busiest day at T.J. Maxx
Sunday
This character forced Tetora to crossdress as punishment
Arashi Narukami
This is the color of an airplane's black box
Orange
The Obsidian Knife Incident
Wooden Baseball Bat
Radio waves
Calculus
The average amount of times a cashier will have to ask a customer to apply for a card before succeeding
100
This character was known for heralding buggy content filled with glitches. This character is also known, affectionately, as "The Cursed Child"
Tsumugi Aoba
58% of Americans believe this British character is a real person
BONUS: 23% of Americans believe this real-life, famous British individual was a fictional character
Sherlock Holmes
BONUS: Winston Churchill
Dark King Grutmore's Edge of Annihilation
THE THRONGLER
Purchasing soil to fill a hole
Algebra/Geometry
The highest amount of money I've seen someone shoplift
BONUS: Name the item(s) stolen, OR the method the item(s) was/were stolen.
$2000 worth of jackets stuffed into a suitcase
Temporary Members of DEADMANZ
Kuro Kiryu and Kaoru Hakaze
The name of our moon.
Moon
I DIDNT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
Crossing a busy street
Partial derivatives/differentiation
The question I am asked the most at work
A) Where's the bathroom?
B) Where can I find (item)?
C) Why are your prices so high?
D) Are you a boy or a girl?
A) Where's the bathroom?