Misheard:
🎵 “Open the eyes of my heart, Lord. _____ ___ _____ __ __ _____"
Open the eyes of my heart
A guy gets mugged. Two religious people walk by like they’re late for brunch. A random outsider stops and actually helps.
The Good Samaritan
Let my homies go
- Moses
What are our service times?
Sundays: 11am
Wednesdays: 7pm
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
Old Testament
🎵 “This world is not my ________. __ ____ ______ _______.
Home. I'm just passing through
A dude throws a fancy dinner party. No one shows up. So he invites total strangers who end up getting the feast of a lifetime.
Parable of the great feast
"Bruh, am I supposed to babysit my brother or something?"
- Cain
What is the name of the street beside of the church?
South Hord Street
"Jesus wept."
New Testament
🎵 “You call me out upon the waters, ___ _____ ________ _____ ____ ___ ____."
The great unknown where feet may fail.
A dad gives his kid half the inheritance early. The kid goes on a spending spree, ends up eating pig food, and comes crawling back. Dad throws a party. The older brother is NOT amused.
The Prodigal / Prodigal son
"I’m not getting down with ANYTHING until I see those holy hole hands IRL. No cap."
- Thomas
What state is NAYC in this year?
Indiana
"God helps those who help themselves."
Neither / Not in the Bible
🎵 “Our God is an awesome God, He reigns ____ ______ _____"
from heaven above
Ten bridesmaids are waiting for a guy. Half of them forget to bring enough oil. The others won’t share. Doors close. It's awkward. Five of them are late.
Parable of the ten virgins
"God: Who imma send? Bro: Me. Say less, I’m in." 💯
- Isaiah
What is the exact date that the Hockensmiths began pastoring in Grayson?
January 2nd 2020
"My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?"
Both testaments
Verse number 2 of "All In Him"
The Alpha and Omega
The beginning and the end
The Living Word incarnate
And the helpless sinner's friend
Our wisdom and perfection
Our righteousness and pow'r
All we need in Jesus
We find this very hour
Three employees are given stacks of money. Two invest it and make mad bank, no cap. One buries it in the backyard like a little squirrel. The boss is not thrilled. Embarrasses the squirrel boy in front of his friends and gives his money to one of the less squirrely guys. 2/3rds of them are pretty happy.
Parable of the talents
Bro was rizzin' up Rachel but my dude came up and switched the game after seven years.
- Jacob
What is the name of our Pastors son?
A. Corey
B. Coy
B.
We thought it was Corey but we had to change it to Coy upon further investigation
A soft answer turns away wrath
Old Testament