Family History
This iconic greeting from Tammy to Tara on Tara's wedding video lives on to this day.
What is 'Hey Tara!!'
Fortunately, no one passed out after Aria passed these out on the 4th of July.
What are 'Jell-O shots'?
This cousin is famously the slowest person on planet Earth - whether leaving the house or finishing a single task, time seems to stop.
Who is 'Ben'?
According to this devoted dog mom, Gus reigns supreme in her heart - outranking both her husband and any hypothetical future children.
Who is 'Tyler'?
Noah sustained an injury to this anatomic location on the night of Mike and Tammy's wedding.
What is 'forehead'?
Only by conquering this childhood habit did the twins finally earn the long-promised reward of Albert, the dog, from a kind church member (?).
What is 'thumb-sucking'?
Noah used this to chum the water on a recent Thanksgiving fishing expedition.
What is 'diarrhea'?
So finicky and particular that her selective two-food diet caused her to fall off the growth chart, Katie ate only this pairing.
What is 'hummus & goldfish'?
This term most accurately describes Julie's social media presence.
What is a 'Stage 5 Lurker'?
Mike cut a rug and also tore this on the night he married Tammy.
What is 'achilles'?
While standing in line at Legoland & held in Julie’s arms, Grace offered this greeting to a complete stranger.
What is ‘What’s up, homeboy?’
Name the exact MM/DD/YY that Mitchell popped the question to Grace at TBR.
What is '07/02/2023'?
Steve insists this was the year of inner peace and enlightenment - others call it the year he joined a Buddhist cult.
What is '1971'?
You can't dribble it, but Mitchell will 'shoot his shot' with this any chance he gets.
What is a 'fireball shooter'?
Drinks in, consciousness out: Tyler demonstrated the ultimate party skill by napping upright at the table at 7 PM during this event.
What is 'Grace’s bachelorette party'?
Besides a birthmark on Tara's leg, this also helped Jason tell the twins apart in the summer of 1991.
What is 'eye contact'? (from Tammy)
Which two cousins famously carried eachother out of the Tiki Bar at the ripe age of 15.
Who is 'Ben & Noah'?
At age six, what should have been a simple childhood sports outing turned traumatizing when Tammy had a panic attack and Taylor had to call the cops on her.
What is 'Taylor’s soccer game'?
Our family stayed at this Vegas hotel, blissfully unaware that this hotel was also rolling out the red carpet for a porn star convention.
What is 'The Venetian Resort Las Vegas'?
Katie was 'no bueno' when she did this right after Mike & Tammy got married.
What is 'vomit in the Taco Bell drive-thru'?
This medical condition spread from Southern CA to Cincinnati, OH in a span of 5 days one December, thanks in large part to this family.
What is 'pink eye' or bacterial conjunctivitis?
This person called the cops on Ben & Noah because they thought that the fort in the woods they made was a homeless encampment.
Who is 'Elmo'?
Aj’s weapon of choice for ending things with Tara - heavy duty, l-shaped, and deadly.
What is a 'tire-iron'?
The magician's trick that Steve has mastered, without any consequences whatsoever.
What is 'the ability to disappear'?
The Semrick wedding was lit, and so was this on that night...like literally...lit on fire.