Did you look over the Ultiplays?
This pull play has a "distraction" player and is our only play which uses a side stack
What is Crash?
This duo enjoys: frisbee, beanies, coding
They do not enjoy: eating animals or animal products
Who are Beans and Asher?
This is the only person with two accounts in the RAMP Slack - they also managed to concuss themself within the safety of their own home
Who is Kevin Liu?
This person is the unofficial representative of MAMP
Who is Vedant?
This is the team that RAMP most frequently played to universe point
What is Parlay?
This defensive set is most useful when the opposing team doesn't play through their WMP. Imagine not playing through your WMP... Ha! Embarrassing. #WAMP
What is Illuminati?
One person in this RAMPmance may have been gaslighting the other for years, but the other simply does not notice anymore
Who are Kwai and Jaffe?
When Megan is nearby, socks are recommended in case she tries to do this to you
What is swiping your toes?
This is the default MAMP response when anything of note occurs
What is sheesh?
This season, RAMP played this many games to universe point
What is 5?
This endzone play gets its name from the shape and depth of the active players' cuts
What is Puddles?
This RAMPle is almost always scheming, whether it's related to RAMP or the next restaurant they want to try out
Who are Bri and Allie?
The end of our season was "Like a ______, fr fr"
What is a movie?
It seemed as though MAMPers simply could not avoid these throughout the entire season
What are injuries?
This RAMPer was on for the most points (50!) across all of the games which reached universe
Who is Beans?
This O-Line play humiliated the other team almost every time
What is Corn?
Although they don't play frisbee (yet), these three people are honorary WAMPers
Who are Andrea, Jill, and Bethany? <3
Kwai's brain shuts off entirely once the clock strikes this time
This number of brain cells is collectively shared by MAMP, excluding Max
What is 1?
RAMP had an average of 16 turnovers across all games. RAMP had an average of this many more turnovers in games that reached universe (this is an integer)
What is 2?
The name of this crazy defense was chosen by perhaps the craziest WAMPer
What is Admiral Steven?
As the RAMPmance between these two was developing, Annie remembers awkwardly laying on a pull-out bed in an Airbnb as they tried to subtly cuddle right next to her
Who are Jocelyn and Matthias?
RAMP was officially established on this date, which happened to be an "unlucky" day of the week
What is Friday, May 13, 2022? (Friday the 13th also accepted)
This is something that MAMPers, most notably Matthias and KLiu, wish to remain a secret
What is it?
RAMP had an average of 12.5 defensive possessions across all games. RAMP had an average of this many fewer defensive possessions in games that reached universe (this is an integer)
What is 4?