Whale jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
Whale of Fortune!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Why was the little whale so good at school?
Because he always went with the flow!
What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
"That tasted a little funny!"
Why did the dolphin bring a towel to school?
Because he wanted to have a dry sense of humor!
Because he wanted to have a dry sense of humor!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
A pinch hitter!
How do whales like to pay for things?
With sand dollars!
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How do dolphins decide who gets the last fish?
They play rock, paper, seaweed!
Why don’t fish do well in school?
Because they always work below C level!
Why did the crab blush?
Because he saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do whales do when they get stuck in traffic?
They just go with the flow!
Why do sharks never tell secrets?
Because they always end up in deep water!
What do you get when you cross a dolphin with a detective?
Sherlock Fins!
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re claw-ver with their money!
Why did the whale blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What did the shark say when he ate the comedian?
"Now that's a well-seasoned act!
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because he saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What’s a crab’s favorite type of music?
Rock and claw!