That Boy Ain't Right
Do this before lighting gas grill.
What is "open the lid"?
I happen when two or more food items touch the same surface.
What is "cross contamination"?
Turn this on to change lanes.
What is a "turn signal"?
Can happen with damaged extension cords and exposed conductors.
What is "electrical shock"?
OH-58 Kiowa is an example of this.
What is "a remote-controlled helicopter"?
Used to determine oil level before frying a turkey.
What is "water"?
This can happen when consuming undercooked food.
What is "food poisoning"?
I was at the bar. I'm not doing this.
What is "DWI"?
Do this before hanging decorations and/or lights in high places.
What is "check ladder for serviceability"?
Safety violation that occurs when a subhuman cannot reach an area from a stand.
What is "stacking stands"?
I was lit, but now I smell gas. I need to...
What is "turn off can check connectors"?
I need to be cooked to an internal temperature of 165*F.
What is "poultry".
Uber, Lyft taxis and friends are examples.
What is "alternate means of getting home".
Doing this draws a lot of current and causes fires.
What is "daisy chaining power strips"?
A federal law passed in 1939, limits certain political activities of federal employees.
What is "Hatch Act"?
Do not attempt in garages, porches or under awnings.
What is "fry a turkey"?
Lifesaving device for anaphylactic shock (life threatening allergic reaction).
What is an "Epinephrine Pen"?
Oh, I need to check the back seat.
What is "extra passengers"?
Clean and inspect before Santa comes down.
What is "fireplace chimney"?
Not my job. I'm not the safety guy.
What is "Not true sir, safety is everybody's job"?
Happens about 1400 times each Thanksgiving Day.
What is "turkey fryer fires"?
Kitchen is not a playground. I need to limit these...
What are "children, pets and other distractions"?
Ensures optimal road and vehicle traction, I change depending on the temperature.
What is "tire pressure"?
Scented and most light-ly to cause a fire in the home.
What is "unattended candles"?
It doesn't have P.O.L. on it. Put it in the trash.
What is "Not true sir, blue rags go to the HAZ Cage"?