Office Supplies
Known across OCNR as the "guardian of the closet" and perhaps the only one to ever effectively say no to a commissioner.
Jennifer Chapin
This identifying feature has recently disappeared from a current council member distracting viewers across the city.
Ortiz's Mustache
This member of the Media Team just recently learned to use the MUTE feature, inviting OCNR into multiple phone calls during each department meeting.
Ed Richter
Cindy's dog Lily recently shared she suffers from this common k9 dysfunction.
Flatulence
The words STAFF UPDATE are most likely to cause a blood pressure strike in this long time member of the Neighborhoods Team.
Jennifer Chapin
Emily Bonvini & Doug Richards recently learned the hard way that this seemingly valueless object holds high street value during a veterans parade.
Table Cloth
A microphone mixup created the perfect opportunity for this OCNR member to make a special appearance during the first COVID Zoom City Council Meeting.
Ed Richter
It is rumored that April Michael has petitioned Microsoft to eliminate this email response option.
Reply All
Cindy once suffered an addiction to this online mobile game.
Candy Crush
OCNR Staff have historically been fired by being taken to this city amenity.
The Pottery Studio
The guardian of the closet once stopped a City Council member who will not be named from obtaining over 100 bags of tchocthkes for this personal event.
A Family Reunion
OCNR once had a visit from a current City Council member wearing this full animal costume.
Gorilla
Doug Richards' stature was once exploited as this character for the Holidays.
Elf on a Shelf
Cindy nearly caused a multiple department emergency response at City Hall by innocently playing with this handheld meeting device.
Laser Pointer
Pregnancy is the unintended side effect of being promoted to this OCNR position.
Communications Manager
This hot item has gone missing from the closet not once, not twice, but three times from the OCNR closet prompting a Det. Harris investigation.
The steamer
Former Commissioner Ings District updates were known to cause this involuntary bodily response.
Sleep
This wet word is known to make April Michael cringe.
Moist
This current OCNR member once performed a home invasion robbery on Cindy, inadvertently proving our collective ability to be won over by sopapilla.
Bret Thomas
Susan's overuse of this otherwise innocent office tool nearly caused a war during the renovation of the 2nd floor.
Big Red Marker
A former senior administrative assistant once tossed these valuable items in the trash moments before they were to be featured in a photo shoot.
Bret's Prized Pumpkins
A current City Council member proposed a reluctant graphic artist do this in the middle of a City Council meeting.
Marry Her
It is not uncommon to get this stuck in your hair while working in OCNR.
Drone
This nickname was given to Cindy for her combined obsessions of a 1970's crooner and technological device.
Applelow
This former OCNR staff person performed the ultimate mic-drop by announcing their own staff update by email to over 100 City Hall staff, including Mayor Dyer, setting off a multilayered Reply-All nightmare.
Brandon Naidus