Fall Riddles/Jokes
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.
An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
This candy melts in your mouth, not in your hands
M & Ms
He wants to bite your neck
Dracula
Ding dong the _______ is dead!
Witch
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Step on a crack,
Break your mothers back
This triangle shaped candy is a Halloween staple
Candy Corn
This cackling lady rides in on a broom
Witch
The Purple People Eater had ____ eye and ____ horn
One
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
Cross my heart
Hope to die
This chocolate candy is "kissed" with love
Hershey's kisses
This pyramid dweller is all "wrapped" up
Mummy
Who you gonnna call?
Ghost Busters!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
If a black cat crosses your path
You'll have bad luck all day
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!"
Almond Joy and Mounds
This monster, with bolts in his neck, was created in a lab by a mad scientist
Frankenstein
This Halloween dance was a graveyard smash
Monster Mash
If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do YOU have?
Two, because YOU took two.
If you break a mirror
Seven years of bad luck
There's no wrong way to eat this delicious chocolate, peanut butter treat
Reese's peanut butter cup
The headless horseman
Ichabod Crane
I put a ___ on you.
Spell