Who's That Coworker?
Who Said It?
Most Likely To...
Fill in the Blank
Marketing Files
100
This coworker is also known as Mother of Pearl.
Who is Kelly?
100
This coworker said, “Slay queen!”
Who is Victoria?
100
According to the Marketing team, this person is most likely to be the first one at Hytrol in the morning.
Who is Carla?
100
"YES____!"
What is MAMA?
100
Marketing was celebrating this person's birthday when we unexpectedly witnessed an employee termination.
Who is Aaron?
200
This coworker hasn't had a soda since 2013.
Who is Carla?
200
This coworker said, "I'm double jointed in the hips."
Who is Kimberly?
200
If the Marketing team were stranded on a deserted island, these two coworkers tied for the best chance of survival.
Who are Matt and Paige?
200
"Please abide by no parking signs. You may not like the _____ _____, if you decide to disregard the signs.”
What is END RESULT?
200
Every Christmas, the Marketing team inevitably listens to this singer's rendition of "This Christmas."
Who is Patti LaBelle?
300
This coworker performed as one of the Dixie Chicks in a seventh-grade talent show.
Who is Robyn?
300
This coworker said, "So you just talked to someone who worked at the internet?"
Who is Hannah Combs?
300
This coworker is most likely to volunteer for something they've never done before by saying, "I can do that!"
Who is Hannah Combs?
300
“We have inactivated two Integrator Partners.” The email subject line was “Couple of _____ Integrators.”
What is DEAD?
300
A Hytrol chief officer once fell for a scam that resulted in the purchase of this type of gift card.
What is an Apple gift card?
400
This coworker makes really good teriyaki chicken and rice on their flat-top grill.
Who is Aaron?
400
This coworker said, "Pour bleach in my eyes. I have to unsee this."
Who is Trystan?
400
If you need to ride in a spotless vehicle, the Marketing team thinks you should call this coworker.
Who is Trystan Dorton?
400
“Well the bad news is I’m out of the office. The good news is, I’m out of the office. I’ll be back in on Monday, December 1st. Personally, I always strive to not contact people while they are on PTO unless it is a case of extreme emergency. _ _ _ _ _ _.”
What is TRY TO BE MORE LIKE ME?
400
This former Marketing vendor was known by at least five different names, including tshirts.com and marketing.com.
Who is Master Print?
500
This coworker's boss's boss at a previous job repeatedly called them "Scott."
Who is Paige?
500
This coworker said, "Have you been to that new Italian place on Red Wolf? I think it's near Chili's."
Who is Matt?
500
If anyone on the Marketing team were going to win a game show, the team thinks it would be this person.
Who is Paige?
500
The owner of a white Hyundai Santa Fe (the license plate is Non-Existent, which is _____ _____) (pictures attached) is currently parked in a designated “Star of the Week” parking spot. This spot is next to the visitor parking up front.
Please move your vehicle immediately so the rightful recipient can use their space.
Thank you for your prompt response to this. We would like not to take further actions than needed.
What is ALSO ILLEGAL?
500
Finish the lyric from this AI-generated Hytrol song:
“From a dream in a shop to the world we've made, Hytrol ___ ___ ___ ___.”
What is truly leads the way?